💪 Tough Guys Jason Blaha / JuggernautfitnessTV

[Fagissimo]

I love how our boy Hemingway pretends that he's more fit than Schwarzie during his prime when he's fucking 5'4 and has an hourglass physique, can't wait for the next part of NH's series on him, honestly it would be perfect if he edited his videos a bit more to show what he was talking about, but Bloho likes to abuse Youtube's copyright system.
Quick question: who'd win in a fight
Steven Seagal (fat era) or Blaha (blasting gear)

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

I love how our boy Hemingway pretends that he's more fit than Schwarzie during his prime when he's fucking 5'4 and has an hourglass physique, can't wait for the next part of NH's series on him, honestly it would be perfect if he edited his videos a bit more to show what he was talking about, but Bloho likes to abuse Youtube's copyright system.
Quick question: who'd win in a fight
Steven Seagal (fat era) or Blaha (blasting gear)

It's only a matter of time until something gets dug up about natural hypertrophy and he ends up with a thread here, he a logs jason blaha so hard, is so awkward on camera and he watches cartoons, I give him two years

 

[Fagissimo]

he a logs jason blaha so hard, is so awkward on camera and he watches cartoons, I give him two years

His content is pretty much improv with notes which is why it feels stilted, what doesn't help is that the French usually are shitty with spoken English. I feel like the Blaha videos mostly depends on if he acts up and create more potential content for NH (example: finding out that Blaha ran away from his first home because he diddled a kid), and watching weeb shit is geniunely part of French culture now, they're the biggest consumers of anime and manga outside of Japan.

 

[CowPox]

Does anyone have the video of Bloho stalking around his old apartment complex with a loaded rifle and Mooncookie, both tweaking on meth? Tell me that wasn't lost?

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

His content is pretty much improv

Precisely, but to do improv one needs wit and charisma, someone with neither must abstain so we don't cringe to death. I also forgot to mention he worships some roided faggot wrestler, fatherlessness is just tragic

watching weeb shit is geniunely part of French culture now

Lol the absolute state

 

[Fagissimo]

roided faggot wrestler

who ?

the absolute state

the most surprising thing is that there's not a lot of weebs like in the US.

 

[slippin'jimmy]

Glad to see people posting again. The current thing going around is that Blaha's new roommate/girlfriend apparently murdered her previous boyfriend.

https://abc13.com/woman-charged-in-boyfriends-murder-shoots-boyfriend-kills-jersey-acres-shooting/6197326/

Vegan Gains and Vince Goodrum made videos about it but I don't like either of them so I haven't watched them, but I guess the main evidence is that they follow each other and she also lives in houston.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sup6IBbs23o

Other than that nothing really menty has happened besides him being banned from powerlifting competitions in texas and the occasional stream. As far as I know the only place people actively talk about him is the delray misfits board and maybe a couple discords.

 

[JanoyGiovanni]

Latest updates on Coleslaw for posterity:

-Claims he will buy a house
-Pivoting his entire channel image to be some sort of business/marketing guru potentially?
-Multiple allusions to six figure income.
=MLM style business posts/cringe increasing along with memes
-Liestreams back on Facebook
-Claims to have "multiple revenue streams"
-Wont raise prices to 500 dollars per month for coaching until the summer. Staying at 350 p/m for now.
-Is entering another powerlifing meet, wont say where/when on an open platform(USPL shirt binned/not worn anymore).
-Claims facebook have him on some secret deal paying him to post memes.
-Begging for followers to give him "stars" which pay a cent per star.
-Joni(murderer roommates) trial delayed until the summer. Staving off any potential eviction until then.

All as of the 28th.

 

[JanoyGiovanni]

Claiming to be now earning "six figures" whilst at the same time begging for Facebook "stars"(pay 1 cent per star) and subscriptions.
Reality: SSDI in all likelihood still pays the bills.

 

[The Online Warlord]

 

[JanoyGiovanni]

 

[The Online Warlord]

Jason's uncle Michael Ray "Big Mike" Blaha (RIP 1954-2012)

The 400lb Man of Steel that Jason Blaha claims molested him by ass to mouth

 

[YogSav]

One of my favorite Blaha memes...

 

[PenskeMaterial]

God, following Blahino was so much fun back in 2016-2017. It seemed like every week some new hilarious information about him or Brittany came out or he got kicked from some social group he tried to fit into. I loved it. Haven't followed him since 2018 I think. I need to catch up.

 

[YogSav]

God, following Blahino was so much fun back in 2016-2017. It seemed like every week some new hilarious information about him or Brittany came out or he got kicked from some social group he tried to fit into. I loved it. Haven't followed him since 2018 I think. I need to catch up.

Definitely catch up and rejoin the saga. I believe more up to date info will posted into this thread in due course. Did you ever follow/post on fitmisc.net?

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I followed but never posted.

 

[JanoyGiovanni]

The Business Man LARP/Arc continues...

 

[JanoyGiovanni]

The Business Man LARP/Arc continues...

By way of backstory for non-Blahautists... He is self declared fully disabled and on SSDI whilst he continues to workout etc etc.

 

[JanoyGiovanni]

Continuation of the Life/Business coach LARP. Justifies his own lack of credentials, training, interning experience or otherwise, when it comes to the Strength coach LARP by declaring "I trained people for free to hone my craft, therefore im qualified". Coleslaw remains uninsured, unqualified and is not a memeber of any strength coaching organisation or standards board. Claiming you trained people for free does not make you competent, let alone, "one of the top 1% strength coaches in his field"

Out of all his character arcs, the Life advice/coaching is the most bizarre angle he could go for considering he has plastered his entire life all over the internet

 

[JanoyGiovanni]

Jason Blaha on why he doesnt need to respond to any questions or critics(after a decade spent on line criticising and insulting people himself) as he is a world class strength coach who is in the top 1% of earners in his field.
If you criticise his form on any exercise even if he reads/acknowledges it, it subconsciously increases his risk of injury. This is a throwback to him blaming people pointing out his poor full up form resulted in him trying to change it and then "injuring himself".