🐮 Lolcow Jase Cresswell - Mentally retarded sperg, serial threat maker, autist

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Liquid Plejades said:
Jase hasn't uploaded anything to his main channel for over two weeks, and I'm wondering what his deal is. Interestingly, we have two previously unmentioned accounts belonging to JC:

Fun Summer: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsYxD3-Qw4cZIM-Hhs-3CRg
Jase Cresswell: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK8NdyeJvxOWs4oxAC8tbaQ

The Fun Summer account is Jase's newest account. He made it March of this year, and has been uploading some videos on this channel while still having access to his main channel. He has this funny vid where he seems to pretend that one of his previous special ed teachers is giving birth to him:
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I'm not sure if anyone from the thread has seen this yet, but it appears that some of his vids are being favored by the algorithm.
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The other channel is just a channel that Jase uploaded two videos to prior to creating his main channel. The only interesting thing is he has a 10 minute video ranting about how his spec ed teachers are abusing him and how his mom abandoned him. Typical Jase Cresswell vlog, but without the swearing and violent threats:
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Imagine hating your own mother so much that you pretend a sped teacher is your real mother
 
New account found with more new Jase content:

This account belongs to Correy who seems to be one of the staffers at the group home. Correy is kind enough to let Jase borrow his phone to play games and record videos (risky move seeing as Jase doesn't wash his hands after shitting). He made the account on May 28 this year, uploaded three videos that same day, and hasn't posted anything since then. Of the three, this is the only interesting video he made:


Here, we learn that Derek Johnson is still out to make Jase's life miserable, going so far as terminating Jase's main channel, turning off Jase's power, and keeping the local waterpark closed! Gentlemen and hermaphrodites, I cannot believe that Derek Johnson would be so cruel to poor Jase. What is Derek's deal?

Also, when Jase says that his channel got terminated from him, I'm not sure what he means. All of his videos are still there. I thought all your videos get removed from the platform after a channel gets terminated. Did he just forget the password from switching accounts, and he's just not smart enough to realize it? Did Jase freak out in abject confusion after being prompted to verify his email/phone from YouTube's sign in page? We may never know. Jase may never know either, but we should be keeping an eye out for new channels Jase creates.
 
Liquid Plejades said:
New account found with more new Jase content:

This account belongs to Correy who seems to be one of the staffers at the group home. Correy is kind enough to let Jase borrow his phone to play games and record videos (risky move seeing as Jase doesn't wash his hands after shitting). He made the account on May 28 this year, uploaded three videos that same day, and hasn't posted anything since then. Of the three, this is the only interesting video he made:
Correy Lettsome: Jc.mp4

Here, we learn that Derek Johnson is still out to make Jase's life miserable, going so far as terminating Jase's main channel, turning off Jase's power, and keeping the local waterpark closed! Gentlemen and hermaphrodites, I cannot believe that Derek Johnson would be so cruel to poor Jase. What is Derek's deal?

Also, when Jase says that his channel got terminated from him, I'm not sure what he means. All of his videos are still there. I thought all your videos get removed from the platform after a channel gets terminated. Did he just forget the password from switching accounts, and he's just not smart enough to realize it? Did Jase freak out in abject confusion after being prompted to verify his email/phone from YouTube's sign in page? We may never know. Jase may never know either, but we should be keeping an eye out for new channels Jase creates.
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Fucking smoke alarm.
CHANGE THE FUCKING BATTERY NIGGERS
 
After a two week hiatus, Jase has returned with more content to Correy's channel. He uploaded 13 videos to his channel since I found the account two days ago. Apparently, Jase's birthday was on the 25th. It also appears that Jase has been booted off his main channel for 90 days, so he might come back in a month or so. He also uploaded some more threats to Derek, and these are some of his worst yet. I don't know how I feel about this. I always thought he didn't know what sex was seeing as he still believed in Santa, but here he's talking sperm-ing on people's hands...

 
Liquid Plejades said:
After a two week hiatus, Jase has returned with more content to Correy's channel. He uploaded 13 videos to his channel since I found the account two days ago. Apparently, Jase's birthday was on the 25th. It also appears that Jase has been booted off his main channel for 90 days, so he might come back in a month or so. He also uploaded some more threats to Derek, and these are some of his worst yet. I don't know how I feel about this. I always thought he didn't know what sex was seeing as he still believed in Santa, but here he's talking sperm-ing on people's hands...

Check me off Michelle.mp4
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I hope that Correy gave Jase his account to monitor him more efficiently. With the amount of times Jase has been in and out of mental hospitals and the medication fogging his already fucked brain violent threats against smaller more vulnerable retards should probably be taken serious.
 
Grinrow said:
I hope that Correy gave Jase his account to monitor him more efficiently.
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It's certainly possible that Correy is trying to keep an eye on Jase, but it's also possible that they're trying to keep him glued to his devices to avoid having him marinade in his anger. Jase has had the cops called on him more than once, and there's really nothing anyone can do to make him less violent. They're trying, and it isn't working. He's at least a bit more safe to be around when he's glued to a screen.


Grinrow said:
Violent threats against smaller more vulnerable retards should probably be taken serious.
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I have no clue who this Michelle person is that he mentioned, but I feel awful knowing Jase violated her. It's going to be a lot harder to laugh at anything Jase does from now on. I hope someone looks into that sooner rather than later.
 
The thread is dead in the water now, so I'm gonna make some closing updates/corrections for now at least until Jase starts uploading more death threats.

  • Most importantly, if you haven't already relaized it, Alissa Metoff was Jase's mother and NOT his sister. There are NO known abuse accusations made by Jase to his mother, and there are NO known threats made to his mother.

  • Here are a few videos of Jase that have gotten removed from YouTube. These were probably removed from YouTube because his handlers found out about these videos of him trash talking Coach Malone and Derek Johnson. I luckily saved them in time:






  • There was one video ranting about Coach Malone which I know I did not save in time before it got deleted. I believe it was titled something like "My first heart attack terrible". Jase was trying to make it look like his experience with Coach Malone was so traumatic that he had several heart attacks from fear. It's a minute-long video of him in his underwear shaking or some shit. If anybody saved that video in time (or any other deleted video not here), that would be cool if you kept it. Other than this, I think this is the only Jase video I'm missing.

  • I previously was skeptical that he was facing any real abuse from his group home staff, but I'm reconsidering whether he's telling the truth about being abused by his dad. His dad was a cop after all, and I think we know how the domestic abuse stats go for that profession. I found his second(?) wife's Facebook account, and her timeline has posts about things like gaslighting and narcissism, so maybe Jase wasn't lying about him being abusive after all.

  • Jase's dad wrote a book about bail enforcement, and it is available on Amazon. According to the reviews, he did an outstandingly shitty job (grammatical errors, awkwardly phrased sentences, lack of substantive information, excessive bragging about his experience, extra large, boldface text to make book as long as possible, etc.). Take particular notice of the book's title and how he forgot the apostrophe in "Beginners". He was so careless writing this book that he fucked up his own title. At least we know now what side of the family Jase gets his wits from:
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Interestingly, Jase is not the only person accusing his dad of racism.
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Interesting piece of trivia: Jase's dad was supposedly an extra in NCIS New Orleans.
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"Hey, Kelly, I'd stop using the word 'libtard' if I were you. That word is extremely hurtful to mentally challenged people. Someday, you may have a child who has mental disa-... wait, uhh, nevermind."
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Liquid Plejades said:
The thread is dead in the water now, so I'm gonna make some closing updates/corrections for now at least until Jase starts uploading more death threats.

  • Most importantly, if you haven't already relaized it, Alissa Metoff was Jase's mother and NOT his sister. There are NO known abuse accusations made by Jase to his mother, and there are NO known threats made to his mother.

  • Here are a few videos of Jase that have gotten removed from YouTube. These were probably removed from YouTube because his handlers found out about these videos of him trash talking Coach Malone and Derek Johnson. I luckily saved them in time:
DerekTheLoser.mp4
FuckYouDerek.mp4
AngryAtCoachMalonePt1.mp4
AngryAtCoachMalonePt2.mp4
CoachMalone1.mp4

  • There was one video ranting about Coach Malone which I know I did not save in time before it got deleted. I believe it was titled something like "My first heart attack terrible". Jase was trying to make it look like his experience with Coach Malone was so traumatic that he had several heart attacks from fear. It's a minute-long video of him in his underwear shaking or some shit. If anybody saved that video in time (or any other deleted video not here), that would be cool if you kept it. Other than this, I think this is the only Jase video I'm missing.

  • I previously was skeptical that he was facing any real abuse from his group home staff, but I'm reconsidering whether he's telling the truth about being abused by his dad. His dad was a cop after all, and I think we know how the domestic abuse stats go for that profession. I found his second(?) wife's Facebook account, and her timeline has posts about things like gaslighting and narcissism, so maybe Jase wasn't lying about him being abusive after all.

  • Jase's dad wrote a book about bail enforcement, and it is available on Amazon. According to the reviews, he did an outstandingly shitty job (grammatical errors, awkwardly phrased sentences, lack of substantive information, excessive bragging about his experience, extra large, boldface text to make book as long as possible, etc.). Take particular notice of the book's title and how he forgot the apostrophe in "Beginners". He was so careless writing this book that he fucked up his own title. At least we know now what side of the family Jase gets his wits from:
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Interestingly, Jase is not the only person accusing his dad of racism.
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Interesting piece of trivia: Jase's dad was supposedly an extra in NCIS New Orleans.
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"Hey, Kelly, I'd stop using the word 'libtard' if I were you. That word is extremely hurtful to mentally challenged people. Someday, you may have a child who has mental disa-... wait, uhh, nevermind."
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Threads don't close on the farms, they go until the lolcow dies or other extenuating circumstances
It's fine if a thread goes quiet while the tard battery recharges.
 
Welcome back everyone. We have complete radio silence on Jase. For all we know, he could be expelled from his high school or in jail right now. We do have some new info on Jase's arch nemesis, Derrick Johnson, however.
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As you guys can see, this kid has made several Facebook profiles, and there's some more out there than what's shown here. All of the accounts I could find were made within the last few months. Each of these profiles are mostly blank except for a profile pic. After making a new profile, he will send out some friend requests, and then move on to a fresh new Facebook account shortly thereafter. This is kind of weird online behavior, and I'm not the only one who feels this way:
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That's not all though. Derrick has been having some hard times financially apparently, and he needs YOUR help!
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Link to the gofundme is here if you want to donate this young man some money: https://www.gofundme.com/f/847u3m-p...t19k1lAh2qrZMveqh-yFN9ntzLRh5TYtdl7CtYWQE_plw

Jase has been threatening to sue Derrick in court and steal his money (apparently for getting Jase suspended), so I wonder if Derrick created this GoFundMe page specifically to prepare for the incoming lawsuit. Jase has outlined his plan to bring legal action to Derrick in one of his more recent videos from his main channel: https://youtu.be/z0gWC9zQ8vM
 
Yellow Shirt Guy said:
Can you imagine this guy and CWC in a room together, nuclear grade tism
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I like to think CWC could talk some sense into Jase you know? A real heart-to-heart, tard-to-tard convo. Maybe CWC could get Jase to start calling people niggos instead of niggers.

Found this gem while scrolling through some old content. Jase recorded a rap song about his baby brother Zachary who died shortly after being born.
 
I took a look at Jase's main page, and he has some videos removed, so I'm posting them here.

"Go Broncos"


"I want a tablet now"


"How to learn a new language"
 
After taking a nearly six month hiatus from YouTube, it is with great pleasure that I inform you all of the return of Jase Cresswell. At 21:00 GMT 21-1-2023, Jase released the following video for a live premiere:


Jase was finally given the opportunity to visit his family in Detroit for Christmas. Jase has posted a number of other videos so far including some other videos from his flight to and from Detroit including a video of him reviewing an airplane lavatory, the "Jase Cresswell Loo Review" as he calls it:


Jase also put out another video when he arrived back at his group home talking about some of the things he's been up to lately:


Here, he talks about the new school he is attending, ABS West, which is a school specifically for the disabled. He is no longer attending GBHS (so this puts an official end to the Derek Johnson saga). He may have been expelled. He didn't clarify why he's at a new school, but he seems very optimistic about the change. He claims to be getting along quite well with the other students here, and it seems like they are really helping him out with his anger issues so far. He says that he is also living at a new home now. It's not clear whether the home is owned by the same people who owned his previous group home.

What I'm still left wondering is how Jase was able to get his family to pay for a trip to Michigan. I was certain that Jase's dad is living in New Orleans, and that his mom was living in Florida, and I have no idea who he went to see there. I also thought that his family was too afraid of him to want to see him at this point. I'm also wondering how Jase was able to get access to his YouTube channel, and how Jase even lost his channel in the first place. Regardless, it looks like Jase is here to stay, so we may learn sooner than later. More importantly however, Jase wants you all to know that his internet sucks and he would like some money to help out with the bills:

 
Jase uploaded a 20 minute video this morning. He spent the first several minutes talking about the weather in Houston and other things, but he somehow got sidetracked into talking about his dad again for the final 5 minutes. Here's the clip:


He complains about his dad's ex-wife Kelli and their daughter from when they were all living together, and he still thinks that his dad is married to this woman, but they divorced a few months ago.
 
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