🐮 Lolcow Jared Plantier / DeadlyFoez - Autistic "Hacker" / Nintendo Wii Modder, Farmer, alleged pedo, live in cuck, incestuous simp that keeps socking on KF

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DeadlyFoez said:
Hey all!
Ok, first let me just start off saying that I am not upset about this thread at all. At first I was like "Whoa, wtf", but then I thought about it for a second, read what you guys have collected, and I think you have done rather well. I kinda think that this is kinda cool. I have nothing to worry about from you people, and I even fit right in with the crowd here. I can handle your bullshit.
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this forum is so fucking funny sometimes

edit now that I'm all caught up: I'm getting some strong JenkinsJinkies vibes. I like it
 
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Mr Sister said:
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this forum is so fucking funny sometimes

edit now that I'm all caught up: I'm getting some strong JenkinsJinkies vibes. I like it
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He links to a stupid Pokemon board on his post and starts trying to green text here.

>You still have autism Jared and you solder worse than an amputee

Edit: @sloopymeat is most likely Jared (he's been stalking this thread all weekend and nothing else) and posted to lure people to his own chat room and to a 4chan Pokemon /VP/ (Pokemon) board (Archive: https://archive.vn/o8eCC). He proceeded to get into arguments with a few people who saw his post here and yelled at them (or himself, he's that exceptional I would believe it too):

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Jesus Christmas. I went on a memory lane trip and was Googling names from my past. I Googled this little shits name thinking it would be attached to a obit or a mug shot. I got something even better, and I want in!
I've known Jared a long time, or rather knew him. We interacted in similar circles. In fact, he still owes me a lot of money. After years of his passive-aggressive nature and threats, I figured with friends like him, who needed enemies. Reading on here that he's autistic explains a lot. The fact that he was bisexual? Shit, I now wonder if he sucked me off that time I got high and passed out with him and his buddies.
RobotRichardSimmons has him nailed. Jared always thought he was a bad-ass hacker, with unsubstantiated claims that three letter agencies were always out to get him, but don't you dare question that, or he goes off like a Roman candle, or Buffalo Bob from "The Silence of the Lambs", skin suit and all.
I don't have any pictures, for some reason there isn't one of him and I in the same photo, but I knew him in Bedford. I ran into him a lot, usually at Dunkin Donuts or at the mall, when he wasn't being escorted out. More on that after.
Here is a little more about his back ground. Jared's mother left him, his older brother (Eric), and his (then) very, very sexy older sister (Lisa), and up and moved to Australia in the 90's. She met a guy on America On-Line, and apparently Jared and his father and siblings were such lying Christian pricks that she had enough of the charades. She up and left, and I think would come back occasionally, but abandonded Eric, Lisa, and young, impressionable Jared. Clearly this caused a lot of psychological issues with Jared, probably where his need for the cock started too. His father owned a tree clearing service in Jared's hometown ("Busy Beaver" was the name.....clever....sort of.) The family hid behind their Christian faith, all the while the whole family was just a mess. There was a lot of "Un-Christian" things in there life. Jared's father was an alcoholic, his older brother and sister were into drugs, and eventual Jared as well. Lisa slept around like it was her job, and had a temper similar to Jared's. Jared's dad was always being dogged by the IRS. I can't say I blame him, his business dealings were terrible and fraught with cooked books and lies. Lots of under-the-table cash dealings. If you saw the mansion that they lived in, which, in all definitions, it was, you would be surprised. This little prick grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth, believe it or not. Even had a covered bridge on the property (The very south end of Stowell Rd in Bedford, just before the intersection). After the IRS took that mansion, they moved, and that's when I stopped seeing him frequently.
At some point in the late 80's or 90's, Jared's father and grandfather bought a lumber center or some sort off one on Valley Street in Manchester. The IRS ended up seizing that as well.
Eventually Jared got sent to a alternative high school after the idiot tried to kill himself two times, he claims from jumping out of a tree fort, but really we now know it was autoerotic asphyxiation. There are some decent scars on his forearms from where this dipshit had to get his bones fixed from these incidents. He didn't graduate High School with me, he apparently was kicked out of public schools and sent to a group home boarding school in Methuen, MA, and graduated from another in Merrimack, NH.
Jared was always in trouble, but also always a pussy. I recall one time he was escorted out of the Mall of New Hampshire. Somehow he got himself banned from there, and he thought of himself as a mallrat. His friends were seemingly compelled to do whatever Jared wanted, as the manipulative fuck would make empty threats and things to that nature, and this one kid took it. Jared always put him down to make himself look better. What a prick.
I do know that his one-time girlfriend took one of Jared's friends to her prom instead of Jared, because Jared decided to fuck that guys girlfriend while he was working the graveyard shift. Nice guy, eh!?
Jared found his fat first wife porkable after finding it funny to ruin her faith in God, as a good Christian would do. He got her to smoke pot and knocked her up. I met her early on, she seemed nice, but obese is being kind. Must of gave some killer blowjobs. But alas, she was sweet and kind to me, so I cannot shit on her.
His friends were these rag-tag individuals. One of them had long hair and drove some old yellow four door Chevy around, and this kid was afraid of his own shadow. I'm guessing that was Jared's first boyfriend. Another friend was some Paul Bunyon redhead that was actually a fun character to be around, but they others were all stoners and burnout.
Back to his whole mother issues, that's where his woman issues stem, not as an excuse, but to a point of reference. His own mother couldn't stand him or his brother Eric and fled the country. His old man took a shotgun to the mouth, presumably because of all the IRS shit catching up with him.
Jared's no hacker. Jared's no gamer. Jared's not an idiot, but he's not very bright. He can't seem to count to 10 before he puts his foot up his own ass, which if he's smart he'd figure that out.
I was really expecting to find him in jail or dead. The kid needs help but he won't get it.

I probably should have read all 17 pages before I posted, but I am on page 3 now. Looks like dipshit is in here, still playing the victim like anyone gives a fuck about his pathetic life. He's done that his whole life, looking for attention.

He's done far more abusing than anyone else has ever inflicted on him, not that this needs to be said, but don't listen to his crap.

Please, do not give me any spoiler alerts with him, I can assume he was banned, and assume he's still a dipshit.

Those "assault rifles" look like .22's. His father was big in hunting, but those don't look big enough for deer.

Careful, he might pull a Dick Plantier one of these days. That's also called the "I blew my brains out" ride.

If I need to verify my account to keep posting, please let me know. I will say that the intent worked, I found this looking for him, so if any future employer looks to hire him, he's not in for a good time.
 
Team_RAMROD said:
Jesus Christmas. I went on a memory lane trip and was Googling names from my past. I Googled this little shits name thinking it would be attached to a obit or a mug shot. I got something even better, and I want in!
I've known Jared a long time, or rather knew him. We interacted in similar circles. In fact, he still owes me a lot of money. After years of his passive-aggressive nature and threats, I figured with friends like him, who needed enemies. Reading on here that he's autistic explains a lot. The fact that he was bisexual? Shit, I now wonder if he sucked me off that time I got high and passed out with him and his buddies.
RobotRichardSimmons has him nailed. Jared always thought he was a bad-ass hacker, with unsubstantiated claims that three letter agencies were always out to get him, but don't you dare question that, or he goes off like a Roman candle, or Buffalo Bob from "The Silence of the Lambs", skin suit and all.
I don't have any pictures, for some reason there isn't one of him and I in the same photo, but I knew him in Bedford. I ran into him a lot, usually at Dunkin Donuts or at the mall, when he wasn't being escorted out. More on that after.
Here is a little more about his back ground. Jared's mother left him, his older brother (Eric), and his (then) very, very sexy older sister (Lisa), and up and moved to Australia in the 90's. She met a guy on America On-Line, and apparently Jared and his father and siblings were such lying Christian pricks that she had enough of the charades. She up and left, and I think would come back occasionally, but abandonded Eric, Lisa, and young, impressionable Jared. Clearly this caused a lot of psychological issues with Jared, probably where his need for the cock started too. His father owned a tree clearing service in Jared's hometown ("Busy Beaver" was the name.....clever....sort of.) The family hid behind their Christian faith, all the while the whole family was just a mess. There was a lot of "Un-Christian" things in there life. Jared's father was an alcoholic, his older brother and sister were into drugs, and eventual Jared as well. Lisa slept around like it was her job, and had a temper similar to Jared's. Jared's dad was always being dogged by the IRS. I can't say I blame him, his business dealings were terrible and fraught with cooked books and lies. Lots of under-the-table cash dealings. If you saw the mansion that they lived in, which, in all definitions, it was, you would be surprised. This little prick grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth, believe it or not. Even had a covered bridge on the property (The very south end of Stowell Rd in Bedford, just before the intersection). After the IRS took that mansion, they moved, and that's when I stopped seeing him frequently.
At some point in the late 80's or 90's, Jared's father and grandfather bought a lumber center or some sort off one on Valley Street in Manchester. The IRS ended up seizing that as well.
Eventually Jared got sent to a alternative high school after the idiot tried to kill himself two times, he claims from jumping out of a tree fort, but really we now know it was autoerotic asphyxiation. There are some decent scars on his forearms from where this dipshit had to get his bones fixed from these incidents. He didn't graduate High School with me, he apparently was kicked out of public schools and sent to a group home boarding school in Methuen, MA, and graduated from another in Merrimack, NH.
Jared was always in trouble, but also always a pussy. I recall one time he was escorted out of the Mall of New Hampshire. Somehow he got himself banned from there, and he thought of himself as a mallrat. His friends were seemingly compelled to do whatever Jared wanted, as the manipulative fuck would make empty threats and things to that nature, and this one kid took it. Jared always put him down to make himself look better. What a prick.
I do know that his one-time girlfriend took one of Jared's friends to her prom instead of Jared, because Jared decided to fuck that guys girlfriend while he was working the graveyard shift. Nice guy, eh!?
Jared found his fat first wife porkable after finding it funny to ruin her faith in God, as a good Christian would do. He got her to smoke pot and knocked her up. I met her early on, she seemed nice, but obese is being kind. Must of gave some killer blowjobs. But alas, she was sweet and kind to me, so I cannot shit on her.
His friends were these rag-tag individuals. One of them had long hair and drove some old yellow four door Chevy around, and this kid was afraid of his own shadow. I'm guessing that was Jared's first boyfriend. Another friend was some Paul Bunyon redhead that was actually a fun character to be around, but they others were all stoners and burnout.
Back to his whole mother issues, that's where his woman issues stem, not as an excuse, but to a point of reference. His own mother couldn't stand him or his brother Eric and fled the country. His old man took a shotgun to the mouth, presumably because of all the IRS shit catching up with him.
Jared's no hacker. Jared's no gamer. Jared's not an idiot, but he's not very bright. He can't seem to count to 10 before he puts his foot up his own ass, which if he's smart he'd figure that out.
I was really expecting to find him in jail or dead. The kid needs help but he won't get it.
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This sounds like an autistic autobiography of Jared.
 
RoboticRichardSimmons said:
This sounds like an autistic autobiography of Jared.
RoboticRichardSimmons said:
This sounds like an autistic autobiography of Jared.
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Well, I haven't spoken or seen him in years, but I did go to McKelvie with him. Sounds like his years of being an asshole to people finally caught up with him. I applaud the work you've done here.
I really wish I could have hooked up with his sister Lisa. She's a nutcase redhead, but that means dynomite in the sack.
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RoboticRichardSimmons said:
Did Jared willingly divulge these intimate details of his adolescence openly or is this something that was just public knowledge?
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You would have to know him for the details about at least the suicide attempts, but you would have to do some choice digging for that IRS stuff. Either way, thank you for your time, my work is done here. This should flush Jared out for a response, so you're welcome!
 
Team_RAMROD said:
You would have to know him for the details about at least the suicide attempts, but you would have to do some choice digging for that IRS stuff. Either way, thank you for your time, my work is done here. This should flush Jared out for a response, so you're welcome!
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You seem to have harsh opinions towards his family members. Were you actively involved with them? You seem to actively share his exact opinions on the beautiful and way more intelligent and successful Liz as he does...

Hi Jared. Using a proxy doesn't stop people with the IQ of cum from noticing your autistic posts. Also... LOL YOU WANT TO FUCK YOUR SISTER!

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Dr. Sexbot said:
I thought those posts were very suspiciously detailed.
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The best part is he's giving really intimate details of his own life through the lens of a made-up friend. First off that implied Jared had/has friends and what's even better is that he expects us to believe he just held on to a photo of this person he claims to have just been "googling the names of people from his past" and just now remembers he had a photo of Jared from almost 30 years ago that he somehow kept from the last time they "hung out". What a load.
 
I made this account just to point out this incestuos pedos disgusting fucking toe. What the fuck is wrong with this freaks little cornflake toenail. 0/5 would not suck that toe.

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Also im confused by some of his timeline. He claims that he investigated the panties upon his nephews doctors advice. But also that the mum found the soiled pants?

And when did he take those predatory school shooter / little girl fucker photos of his nephews "stash"?

Fuck you pedoscum.


Also I gave in and spent too much time reading his boring as fuck forum posts. Its all the same egotistical narcissism, I know how to do this the best, bullshit. Pretty impressive just how many communities he's latched onto just to have everyone in them fucking hate him after a few posts.
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Its nothing important but uk420 destroying his incompetent inbred hick beliefs is pretty funny. Typical fuckwit arguing with the most respected members on the board doing his dumass shit of trying to reference "respected" people to prove a point.

Noticed a lot of that in his reaponses on here, name dropping his detective, kids schools, doctors etc in an attempt to give the things he says credibility. Typical narcissist attempting moral entrepreneuring without the intelligence or subtlety of a typical moral entrepreneur.

Also this cunt is a shit farmer that enjoys hurting animals. And im not some hippie dippie vegan that enjoys starving myself. Dont make me show you my real power level as a standard omnivore. https://archive.md/o8WzL
He slaughtered a 107lbs pig for meat. An animal that should grow to more than 450lbs with ease. He's bragging about his stash of 800lbs of meat after slaughtering 5 pigs and a malnourished baby cow. Easily 2000lbs of meat if he bothered being an actual fucking farmer. All that talk of murdering chickens for fun? I believe it.
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Pretty creepy seeing the hero fapper micheal in this happy photo knowing that he's being mentally and physically tortured by his pedo step uncle.
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His wife and newborn
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And both his siblings have begged for money on gofundme. Desperation runs in the family.

Even funnier is that Jared couldnt help but one; beg from his simps on the one forum he HAD friends, (very much past tense) and two; compulsively himself lie and call Eric his friend. Probably thought people would be more inclined to listen to his pathetic sob story, that as usual manages to hero worship himself, than give to him knowing it was his brother.

His CRAZY HOT OMG SHES SO FUCKING PRETTY HOTTEST GIRL EVER sister https://myspace.com/classicdissaster/mixes/classic-me-372335/photo/98585790

The stupid fuck has accidently doxxed his siblings for anyone that gives a shit. It's not exactly a common surname he has and choose to use publicly whilst acting like a pedophilic little worm. Way to bring the whole family down with you, you inbred fuckwit.
 
Disgustingfuckingtoenail said:
I made this account just to point out this incestuos pedos disgusting fucking toe. What the fuck is wrong with this freaks little cornflake toenail. 0/5 would not suck that toe.

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Also im confused by some of his timeline. He claims that he investigated the panties upon his nephews doctors advice. But also that the mum found the soiled pants?

And when did he take those predatory school shooter / little girl fucker photos of his nephews "stash"?

Fuck you pedoscum.


Also I gave in and spent too much time reading his boring as fuck forum posts. Its all the same egotistical narcissism, I know how to do this the best, bullshit. Pretty impressive just how many communities he's latched onto just to have everyone in them fucking hate him after a few posts.
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Its nothing important but uk420 destroying his incompetent inbred hick beliefs is pretty funny. Typical fuckwit arguing with the most respected members on the board doing his dumass shit of trying to reference "respected" people to prove a point.

Noticed a lot of that in his reaponses on here, name dropping his detective, kids schools, doctors etc in an attempt to give the things he says credibility. Typical narcissist attempting moral entrepreneuring without the intelligence or subtlety of a typical moral entrepreneur.

Also this cunt is a shit farmer that enjoys hurting animals. And im not some hippie dippie vegan that enjoys starving myself. Dont make me show you my real power level as a standard omnivore. https://archive.md/o8WzL
He slaughtered a 107lbs pig for meat. An animal that should grow to more than 450lbs with ease. He's bragging about his stash of 800lbs of meat after slaughtering 5 pigs and a malnourished baby cow. Easily 2000lbs of meat if he bothered being an actual fucking farmer. All that talk of murdering chickens for fun? I believe it.
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Pretty creepy seeing the hero fapper micheal in this happy photo knowing that he's being mentally and physically tortured by his pedo step uncle.
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His wife and newborn View attachment 1874281

And both his siblings have begged for money on gofundme. Desperation runs in the family.

Even funnier is that Jared couldnt help but one; beg from his simps on the one forum he HAD friends, (very much past tense) and two; compulsively himself lie and call Eric his friend. Probably thought people would be more inclined to listen to his pathetic sob story, that as usual manages to hero worship himself, than give to him knowing it was his brother.

His CRAZY HOT OMG SHES SO FUCKING PRETTY HOTTEST GIRL EVER sister https://myspace.com/classicdissaster/mixes/classic-me-372335/photo/98585790

The stupid fuck has accidently doxxed his siblings for anyone that gives a shit. It's not exactly a common surname he has and choose to use publicly whilst acting like a pedophilic little worm. Way to bring the whole family down with you, you inbred fuckwit.
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I'm going to assume this is Jared role-playing as his nephew. I doubt his nephew or whomever he's pretending to be uses Brave and a VPN while taking screenshots. Whichever is the truth, it's just sad. He's probably upset nobody is falling for his attempts to misdirect. I'm fairly positive

This is what meth, and being lonely with no friends while having crippling autism looks like.
 
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Disgustingfuckingtoenail said:
I made this account just to point out this incestuos pedos disgusting fucking toe. What the fuck is wrong with this freaks little cornflake toenail. 0/5 would not suck that toe.

View attachment 1874271

Also im confused by some of his timeline. He claims that he investigated the panties upon his nephews doctors advice. But also that the mum found the soiled pants?

And when did he take those predatory school shooter / little girl fucker photos of his nephews "stash"?

Fuck you pedoscum.


Also I gave in and spent too much time reading his boring as fuck forum posts. Its all the same egotistical narcissism, I know how to do this the best, bullshit. Pretty impressive just how many communities he's latched onto just to have everyone in them fucking hate him after a few posts.
View attachment 1874274
Its nothing important but uk420 destroying his incompetent inbred hick beliefs is pretty funny. Typical fuckwit arguing with the most respected members on the board doing his dumass shit of trying to reference "respected" people to prove a point.

Noticed a lot of that in his reaponses on here, name dropping his detective, kids schools, doctors etc in an attempt to give the things he says credibility. Typical narcissist attempting moral entrepreneuring without the intelligence or subtlety of a typical moral entrepreneur.

Also this cunt is a shit farmer that enjoys hurting animals. And im not some hippie dippie vegan that enjoys starving myself. Dont make me show you my real power level as a standard omnivore. https://archive.md/o8WzL
He slaughtered a 107lbs pig for meat. An animal that should grow to more than 450lbs with ease. He's bragging about his stash of 800lbs of meat after slaughtering 5 pigs and a malnourished baby cow. Easily 2000lbs of meat if he bothered being an actual fucking farmer. All that talk of murdering chickens for fun? I believe it.
View attachment 1874278
Pretty creepy seeing the hero fapper micheal in this happy photo knowing that he's being mentally and physically tortured by his pedo step uncle.
View attachment 1874280

His wife and newborn View attachment 1874281

And both his siblings have begged for money on gofundme. Desperation runs in the family.

Even funnier is that Jared couldnt help but one; beg from his simps on the one forum he HAD friends, (very much past tense) and two; compulsively himself lie and call Eric his friend. Probably thought people would be more inclined to listen to his pathetic sob story, that as usual manages to hero worship himself, than give to him knowing it was his brother.

His CRAZY HOT OMG SHES SO FUCKING PRETTY HOTTEST GIRL EVER sister https://myspace.com/classicdissaster/mixes/classic-me-372335/photo/98585790

The stupid fuck has accidently doxxed his siblings for anyone that gives a shit. It's not exactly a common surname he has and choose to use publicly whilst acting like a pedophilic little worm. Way to bring the whole family down with you, you inbred fuckwit.
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You're a kooky motherfucker, Jared.
When are you gonna threaten us with a lawsuit and/or criminal prosecution?

Yours In Christ,
Orange
 
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