Culture Japan awards first-ever ninja studies degree - Something something Naruto joke

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A Japanese university has awarded the first-ever degree in ninja studies.

Masters student Genichi Mitsuhashi, 45, spent two years examining historical documents on the true nature of the stealth fighters while perfecting his martial arts skills.

He also bought a wooden two-storey house in Iga province, the birthplace of the ninja, and cultivated rice and vegetables on the land.

“I read that ninjas worked as farmers in the morning and trained in martial arts in the afternoon,” he told AFP.

“With this combination, I thought I could learn about the real ninja.”

Mr Mitsuhashi was one of three students to enroll in the masters degree at Mie University’s International Ninja Research Centre in spring 2018.


He attended the graduate school three times a week and wrote a thesis on how ninja managed mountain forests in Iga between the 17th and 19th centuries.

After completing his course in March, Mr Mitsuhashi moved on to a Phd program and hopes to connect visitors to the area with the local community.

“It has been a fulfilling two years because I lived in a mountainous farming village in Iga to study ninja and pursued my research in my own way,” he told the Asahi Shimbun newspaper.

His professor, Yuji Yamada, described him as “a real role model for graduate students who study ninja” because of the way he blended in with the local community.

However Prof Yamada also warned any prospective students that the course was aimed at learning about the ninja – “not to become one”.

Ninjas are believed to have originated in the early 14th century when feudal lords hired mercenary spies to infiltrate castles to obtain information.
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I wonder how many white people will fall for this.
 
I wonder if Leonardo's swords from the TMNTs was folding 1 trillion times like my laundry.
Only good ninja is a ninja crow, or the guy helping the avgn try to beat Ninja Gaiden.
 
My cynicism leaves me somewhat dubious about the nature of this 'ninja research'. The nature of the program described to me does sound like an interesting experiment although I'm unsure of exactly what is gleaned... He also inspected source material on lifestyle and history of course so perhaps this helped him better understand the lives of the people he was reading about. That I could see. I honestly don't see this as all that different from someone in Cambridge or Oxford deciding to study Scottish Woads or English Yeomen and leading a contemporary lifestyle for two years.

Whats stupid about this is, what is counted as "Ninja Studies"? I mean Ninja wasn't a lifestyle, if anything the study of Ninja would be part of a larger study of feudal Japanese History. Or do you really think there was a special Ninja farming technique or Ninja laundry technique?

It's not as bad as gender studies. But I see it as a sign that Japan is finally breaking down, the globalists have them. Semper fudge Japan.
 
I wish I could find it, but I actually watched a documentary on ninjas once. It's not nearly as exciting as one would think. Half of them were just old fuckers that would take jobs like gardeners around castles and then listen in to conversations going on.
 
I wish I could find it, but I actually watched a documentary on ninjas once. It's not nearly as exciting as one would think. Half of them were just old fuckers that would take jobs like gardeners around castles and then listen in to conversations going on.

I've the same problem with a supposed ninja master that used decks of playing cards to blind people. What he did was throw the cards at your face at a rapid and unending stream one by one. I think it was one of those shows where 2 martial artists go and train with different styles.

The fact that we can't find them shows how good their hidings skills are. Fucking ninjas.
 
Whats stupid about this is, what is counted as "Ninja Studies"? I mean Ninja wasn't a lifestyle, if anything the study of Ninja would be part of a larger study of feudal Japanese History. Or do you really think there was a special Ninja farming technique or Ninja laundry technique?

It's not as bad as gender studies. But I see it as a sign that Japan is finally breaking down, the globalists have them. Semper fudge Japan.

Call me an optimist, but I think this "Ninja Studies" degree is just another ploy to get more money out of gaijin weeb tourists and for actual Japanese locals, it's probably just a single elective class that can add credits to getting a more typical history major degree,
 
Whats stupid about this is, what is counted as "Ninja Studies"? I mean Ninja wasn't a lifestyle, if anything the study of Ninja would be part of a larger study of feudal Japanese History. Or do you really think there was a special Ninja farming technique or Ninja laundry technique?

It's not as bad as gender studies. But I see it as a sign that Japan is finally breaking down, the globalists have them. Semper fudge Japan.

Egyptology has its own rules, methods and special knowledge. Ninja's is just more hyper-specific.
 
I wish I could find it, but I actually watched a documentary on ninjas once. It's not nearly as exciting as one would think. Half of them were just old fuckers that would take jobs like gardeners around castles and then listen in to conversations going on.
Not too much different from modern day HUMINT information gathering. Plus "retirement" is a recent phenomenon so their old arses still need to earn an income to pay for everything.
 
Chiyome Mochizuki sounded like she had a fascinating life. I think that she could potentially be one of the very first women to execute a honey trap. She trained her girls in swordplay and archery, and had them take lessons as geisha, oiran, and courtesans to spy and stuff. Unfortunately she isn't well known internationally and I wish there was a museum exhibit about her.
 
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