🌟 Internet Famous Jake Paul & Logan Paul - Youtuber, Viner, Team 10, Former Disney Star, Expert Doxxer

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Is Jake Paul the definition of a manchild?

  • Yes

    Votes: 1,919 52.9%

  • No

    Votes: 57 1.6%

  • We're all just jealous of his success. The Jake Paul army will never stop. *Dabs on haters*

    Votes: 1,655 45.6%
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I don't think Paul will ever be an incel, those 12 year olds are gonna grow up eventually and at least some of them will throw themselves at him if he plays his cards right.
 
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Splendid Meat Sticks said:
I don't think Paul will ever be an incel, those 12 year olds are gonna grow up eventually and at least some of them will throw themselves at him if he plays his cards right.
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That's assuming said grown up 12 years olds will throw themselves to the Pauls if the latters didn't age poorly in looks or the former has gotten over the hard on for either brother.
 
c-no said:
That's assuming said grown up 12 years olds will throw themselves to the Pauls if the latters didn't age poorly in looks or the former has gotten over the hard on for either brother.
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I'm almost certain that being a hardcore Jake Paul fan as a child is the mark of someone who will never mature and work a menial service job for their whole life.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
I'm almost certain that being a hardcore Jake Paul fan as a child is the mark of someone who will never mature and work a menial service job for their whole life.
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> But after all those years they will check that old box they carried from home.
> An old hoodie painted in neon colors and the legend "Maverick" written across the chest as a tattoo.
>Never forget that glorious moment of their life when everything had meaning.
> No one messes with the Logang.
> Put it on.
> Extremely tight but still fits.
> Walk across the room for a mirror.
> Find it and hit a fat dab.
> Their non-gender-specific offspring notices.
> Thot (pronoun) call them a faggot.
> Thot will never get it.
> Mavericks are a family.
> The strongest army on the Internet be like.
 
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I just want to know where these Vine star and such dorks come from - like I had never heard of Logan Paul before and then suddenly "CONTROVERSY" and he seemingly appears out of nowhere, as if he just popped out of the ground fully-formed with 2 million followers and several internet videos a day before the Suicide Forest video became news.
 
Commander X said:
I just want to know where these Vine star and such dorks come from - like I had never heard of Logan Paul before and then suddenly "CONTROVERSY" and he seemingly appears out of nowhere, as if he just popped out of the ground fully-formed with 2 million followers and several internet videos a day before the Suicide Forest video became news.
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That's because you're over the age of 12.
 
Commander X said:
I just want to know where these Vine star and such dorks come from - like I had never heard of Logan Paul before and then suddenly "CONTROVERSY" and he seemingly appears out of nowhere, as if he just popped out of the ground fully-formed with 2 million followers and several internet videos a day before the Suicide Forest video became news.
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I know Jake was formerly a star on one of those shitty teeny bopper sitcoms that Disney shits out every year before he was kicked out for being a massive cunt. Once he started making vines Logan seemingly materialized from the ether to ride on his brother's coattails until he was able to strike out on his own.

It's like some Ancient Greek creation myth set in modern times.
 
Count groudon said:
I know Jake was formerly a star on one of those shitty teeny bopper sitcoms that Disney shits out every year before he was kicked out for being a massive cunt. Once he started making vines Logan seemingly materialized from the ether to ride on his brother's coattails until he was able to strike out on his own.

It's like some Ancient Greek creation myth set in modern times.
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Logan appeared in one episode. I hate myself for knowing that.
 
How the fuck are these guys lolcows? They know exactly what they're doing.
 
Xanax said:
How the fuck are these guys lolcows? They know exactly what they're doing.
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The Pauls' are a Drama whores. No matter where they go no matter what they do they seem to cause some sort of drama. They might know what they are doing but they still go to places bring a shitstorm with them. Plus their dad really is a bit of a creep and is laching on to his sons rocket to stardom.

As the saying goes " The flame that burns twice as fast burns half as long" I think their drop from stardom will be great to watch as they to hold on to relevency.
 
Meowthkip said:
That's because you're over the age of 12.
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Really, so many Youtube "creators" are these dozens of identical looking dorky white guys I've never heard of that seem to emerge fully formed with 2 million subscribers from the same vat and nobody hears about them until one of them commits a faux pas and has to sort of apologize.
 
Commander X said:
Really, so many Youtube "creators" are these dozens of identical looking dorky white guys I've never heard of that seem to emerge fully formed with 2 million subscribers from the same vat and nobody hears about them until one of them commits a faux pas and has to sort of apologize.
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Welcome to being old.
 
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