I don't know if that's actually Jackie. Could be Steven Jarvis or just another wannabe ball washer. Anyways more dd214 stuff just dropped. Nothing too exciting in this one, just fleshlight Jackie not showing up to remedial (fat person) PT not wearing her uniform, not having her equipment, and getting touchy touchy with a PFC (while married).
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Reminder that these documents are all genuine. They are not altered in any way. And there is still way worse shit to come. Jackie being the scumbag she's been her whole life will do anything to cast doubt on them, but they are real.
So let me give you the likely course of action.
First looks like the is a typo. The counselling is on 28, but she's being dinged for also not being at formation on 29 Jan.
Basically she skipped accountability formation. For those too smart to enlist, every duty morning (aka m-f) usually at an ungodly time of Zero-Dark-Thirty
which is not 0030 as some retarded filmmakers think it is (reeee), it just means any morning hours when it is dark, those before the usual official start of the duty day everyone is supposed to form up, needlessly stand around wanting nothing more than to go to sleep for 15-20 minutes until someone in command authority shows up, and calls role. If you are not at said formation, you best have a good excuse, and your Squad leader best know it so they can call it out for you. Usually these are limited to "Sick and/or Dead" "Currently on duty" or "Had duty overnight and still getting their legally mandated 4 uninterupted hours of sleep". Depending on unit/what's going on, you may declare your intended action for the day. Depending on where and what you are doing, the next thing is usually PT - either company formation PT or being released to go to the gym for self-directed PT.
What I'm reading, it sounds like CW2 Warner - jesus this poor fucking guy, he's supposed to be a warrant but sounds like he's actually having to order around troops
or more likely in this case organized the live-fire exercise which given they are an Armor unit probably involved tanks and may have involved other units as well
- had called for a company gear run or ruck march. Again, for those blissfully unaware, a couple of times a year you must prove your unit's ability to march and deploy. This involves everyone getting into full combat load, marching to some destination a couple miles away, and then marching back. You are given a list of retarded items to pack, you usually go with painted faces and full armor/weapon. Sometimes you'll pack an MRE and you'll have breakfast in the field, or if there is other retarded mandatory things to do, they may try to get them out of the way as well.
Its always fun to come back from the ruck to discover today is also piss-in-the-cup day so you sit around the day room looking like retarded moto cosplayer. It looks like Jackie's command had decided to combo "ruck march" with a "live fire excercise"; possibly rifle qualifation which was another popular combination, but if they're an armor unit and uniform was set by a warrant, probably some coordinated with the tankers where they shoot and they service. (given the PDA charge: hey-o!)
Anyway, its a retarded chinese firedrill that has you sweat through a duty uniform, eats your day, and makes your life a living hell for a week before as your command structure makes sure you don't fuck this up. But unlike most retarded things the Army has you do, this one at least is mildly valid as "march with your kit to a new location" is something you might have to do.
Also command has a huge bug up their ass about this because:
This will be watched by higher authorities. If the unit does well, it might be 6, 8 or even 12 months before they have to do it again. If unit doesn't do well, there is a chance the unit will find itself with a new commander.
tl;dr: Usual bullshit army march, just carrying a bunch more shit.
So the combat load is to both make soldiers carry heavy/bulky shit for endurance testing, make sure they know where their kit is, and how to pack said kit.
So what Jackie did was this one "weird" trick to shamming out on the ruck march (first sergeant hates her!) which is to leave out some of the heavier and bulkier items and hope no one notices. Since they weren't going to be out overnight, Jackie probably thought she could skate.
There were always a couple of geniuses who would assume that they can fake out 1SGT, despite him having 30 years of experience seeing what packed rucks look like (and having tried this trick himself at at least one point).
Its also possible Jackie, who has been skipping accountability, may have been doing another "hack" of sleeping in her sleeping bag so she didn't have to keep making her bunk every morning, woke up late, and didn't have time to cram it back into her pack. But more likely she just didn't bring it and hoped no one would notice. Which my Iigga, people are going to notice your pack looking light without a sleeping bag.
For PDA on the range, that could be fucking goddamn anything. That would cover everything from being a little cuddly at range, holding hands, playing grabass, hugging, kissing, to making out, to sexual acts upto and including fucking. Give the lack of additional charges, its more likely this instance was on the tamer end of the scale.
Yes, I too would like to hear from insiders about what else she did. I bet it wasn’t all blowjobs, I think she was also refusing all physical training and chimping out whenever asked to do basically anything. She’s always been unfit and she’s always been stupid. Unsuitable for any military option, but diversity hires exist. Snackie constantly threatens lawsuits whenever she doesn’t get her way.
I'm not seeing any refusal to PT, which would have been mentioned. I think she was just rack queen.
She was definitely, DEFINITELY fucking all those dudes and probably about a dozen who were able to avoid getting caught.
It's called falling on a grenade (or hog hunting, rat catching and probablya dozen other euphemisms), and there is a significant percentage of enlisted military that actively seeks out ugly, fat, retarded (or in Jackie's case, all 3) to have sex with. It's mostly done in good fun and humor.
Also in deployed activities you have the desert princess syndrome where a 3 becomes an 8 because that's all you're exposed to. "Remember, when you get home, you're ugly again" is a sign in every Aerial Port in the desert.
But yeah, mostly it's just 18-20 year olds dumb enough to enlist in the Army. I mean that's just what's going to happen.
Being down bad is just a common illness affecting enlistee's. It's basically a gameplay loop. Hell, you see it happening in tech school. Some 18-20 y/o chick who didn't get a lot of dick prior to enlisting gets out of basic and just starts speed running down bad dudes.
I saw some pig looking bitch grow a posse of simps, systematically "date" each one of them, until after simp 4-5 she ended up with the final simp who married her. This all happened over the course of 3 months, all prior to finishing their technical training or even learning which base they'd end up at.
Oof, I really don't wanna PL but to touch on the morale drama from adultry, I knew someone who was caught doing that shit twice, both times with people they worked with, and it made shit really weird at squadron functions... Like, spouses with their cucked partner having to get up and leave kinda weird... Point being though, I saw people get in more trouble for a single DUI than I did this random person who destroyed 3 marriages, including their own.
This. Its basically like a college dorm.
And it also goes both ways; guys with minimal effort will find a girl willing to fuck them for no other reason than she hasn't fucked them yet.
No wonder the military is full of sex scandals. How desperate do you have to be to sleep with this gargantuan brown pig with mammoth sized trotters? The mere thought of that makes me want to vomit.
Testosterone from all the exercise makes you super horny, being in shape means you fuck like a porn star, fewer entertainment options means fucking is one of the better things, and any hole being a goal.
There's also no small ammount of "CO says I can't fuck the female soldiers? I'm going to show him what's up by fucking as many as I can".
