ITT we all work at the same KFC

[Black Man Underwear]

We gots dem frydz chikkens nshiet dawg fr no cap nigga.

Whatchu want foo?

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

CAN PEOPLE STOP FLINGING SHIT AT THE TOILET WALLS!? IM A JANNY FFS!

 

[OrionBalls]

I call chicken prep/ pressure fryer. Keep me the fuck away from the customers, and this will work out just fine.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

How old do you think the oil in that frier?

 

[Lip Glossary]

I want to work the register. Anything other than being manager or assistant manager because I don't want any responsibility.

 

[Not A Bunny]

You can put me on register, but understand, I'm sippin' Henny the entire shift, and I dare you to tell me not to.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

How old do you think the oil in that frier?

IDK 6 or 7.

 

[Broadside]

IM GONNA DUNK MY HEAD IN THIS FRYER TO COMMIT SUICIDE

 

[not william stenchever]

Who clogged the floor drain with a whole ass raw chicken breast?

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

IM GONNA DUNK MY HEAD IN THIS FRYER TO COMMIT SUICIDE

Bro you gotta wait in line, seems like everyone here at kfc has that perfect detox technique in mind.

The cool moisturizing effect of the searing hot oil, the caramelized sheen of your skin afterwards, and the instant sanitation of germs.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

I'm chugging the gravy

 

[rel=alternate]

I am going to come late today. Might not show up at all, idk

 

[Character from a movie]

Hello, I'd like a fried chicken please.

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

Hello there I'm Colonel Sanders....
WHY ARE THERE NIGGERS IN MY KFC?

 

[Lip Glossary]

You can put me on register, but understand, I'm sippin' Henny the entire shift, and I dare you to tell me not to.

Hey I'm standing right here next to you working the other register for the drive thru. Splash some of that booze into my cup please.

 

[not william stenchever]

Who clogged the floor drain with a whole ass raw chicken breast?

Fun fact: I once was called out to unclog the floor drain of a chicken place where this happened. The manager denied that the debris was raw chicken but she was nice so I decided to let her live in denial, as I had done my part.

 

[Got Milk!]

I want to be the white district manager who shows up just to talk shit and works in things about seasoned white food, etc.

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

Fun fact: I once was called out to unclog the floor drain of a chicken place where this happened. The manager denied that the debris was raw chicken but she was nice so I decided to let her live in denial, as I had done my part.

That must have smelled fucking fowl.....

 

[not william stenchever]

That must have smelled fucking fowl.....

Lucky me, I'm practically nose-deaf

Also we must have gotten to it relatively quickly.