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I nominate myself. I promise to only moderate while heavily intoxicated and will rule with an iron fist making terrible decisions that people on both the right and left will hate. I also will ban anyone who calls me mean names on the internet >:(
 
Null said:
The Dark Knight (2008) - We're gonna have tryouts [AK5F-Dz9Ows].mp4

I'm looking for 2 moderators for the Autism Thunderdome category. This includes Deep Thoughts, Articles & Happenings, and the Happenings board. I usually never do tryouts and deputize people at random but I don't even know who posts here at this point.

You may nominate yourself but special considerations to third party nominations.

Perks of being a mod:
- You can be the change you want to see in the community.
- Cool badge thing on your profile.
- Users cannot ignore you.*

Burdens of being a mod:
- Users will hate you and openly resent you regardless of what you do or do not do.
- Users will not report posts and then become upset that you do not delete posts that they think cause low quality threads.
- Articles & Happenings is literally unmoderatable and is basically the comments section on Infowars.
- You will not be compensated in any way.†
- You will burn out in 6 months and simply vanish.‡

* This was a common complaint with Zed and OwO.
† You do it for free.
‡ This has happened to every A&H mod without exception.

In general we need a light touch who is not emotionally invested in "their team" to issue threadbans to keep threads on track, board bans to keep the signal to noise ratio down, and who can FEARLESSLY communicate concerns directly to me.

Use Agree/Disagree on posts nominating people so I can get a feel for things.
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I nominate myself.
Pros:
I'm around.
I hate everyone equally so there will be no biased enforcement.
I have no problem calling people retarded if they expect me to delete threads they haven't reported.
I don't tend to get invested in political discussions on KF.
Brits will be boardbanned on sight.
Cons:
The usual autism that comes from being a user of this site.
 
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Everyone here talking about who would make a great mod and I'm just here wondering why mods just fucking disappear

I wouldn't be surprised if they end up dead in dumpsters. The people in AT seem pretty unhinged
 
Null said:
The Dark Knight (2008) - We're gonna have tryouts [AK5F-Dz9Ows].mp4

I'm looking for 2 moderators for the Autism Thunderdome category. This includes Deep Thoughts, Articles & Happenings, and the Happenings board. I usually never do tryouts and deputize people at random but I don't even know who posts here at this point.

You may nominate yourself but special considerations to third party nominations.

Perks of being a mod:
- You can be the change you want to see in the community.
- Cool badge thing on your profile.
- Users cannot ignore you.*

Burdens of being a mod:
- Users will hate you and openly resent you regardless of what you do or do not do.
- Users will not report posts and then become upset that you do not delete posts that they think cause low quality threads.
- Articles & Happenings is literally unmoderatable and is basically the comments section on Infowars.
- You will not be compensated in any way.†
- You will burn out in 6 months and simply vanish.‡

* This was a common complaint with Zed and OwO.
† You do it for free.
‡ This has happened to every A&H mod without exception.

In general we need a light touch who is not emotionally invested in "their team" to issue threadbans to keep threads on track, board bans to keep the signal to noise ratio down, and who can FEARLESSLY communicate concerns directly to me.

Use Agree/Disagree on posts nominating people so I can get a feel for things.
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Fuck it, I nominate myself to be a tranny janny
 
Lol half these niggas don't even post in fuckin' A&N don't trust them faggots, pick me.
 
Your reminder that you are applying to be this:
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Choose wisely which path you want to follow
 
I nominate myself
  • I'm not american so no trump/biden american polisperging
  • I'm emotionally invested in "my team" but its such a niche and specific ideology/group that I doubt it would ever be a problem
  • I have the time since I only do half a year worth of courses at uni atm
  • I am willing to do it for free.
  • I'm a good guy, I might even be a bit too forgiving for mod duty
  • Null hasn't got anything to lose by picking me
 
I wouldn't want to be a mod. I'd probably fucking hate it. Which is probably why I should be a mod. I'm not though.
 
To who ever gets the position, you will have the sole privilege of being called mean words because you are janny scum. I will watch you slowly go insane and eventually troon out. If you happen to troon out, remember the 41% policy and save yourself.
 
This is probably my 5th post and I only log in once every other week or two.

I am an ideal moderator.
 
Who tongued Null’s anus the hardest so far, which Discord furry got their hugbox cult to cast the most votes 🗳
 
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