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What the shit said:
I'm sure you'll get behind it once he figures out the ropes.
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If I had any ratings I'd just click some icon, but since I can't, I guess I just have to post some copypasta.

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

He wasn't alone.

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

They are not my friends.

Don't worry, no charge for them.

And, why would I want them?

They were trying to grab ya prize. They work for the mercenary, the Masketta Man.

Bane?

Aye.

Get 'em on board, I'll call it in!

The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you. First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? BANG He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lotta loyalty for a hired gun!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane.

At least you can talk, who are you?

It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan. No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask.

If I pull that off, will you die?

It would be extremely painful.

You're a big guy.

For you.

Was getting caught part of your plan?

Of course! Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.

Nothing! I said nothing.

Well congratulations! You got yourselves caught!

Sir?

Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Crashing this plane... with no survivors!

Internal CIA monologue: No, this can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

Aaaaaahhhh! What are you doing?! Aaahhhhhhhh!

No! They expect one of us in the Wreckage Brother!

Have we started the fire?

Yes! The fire rises... calm down, doctor. Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.

Aaaaahhhh!!

Now wouldn't an Islamic Content rating have been a better contribution?
 
If you hire me for free, I might eventually notice the message in my inbox and will accept the duties assigned, to be attempted in an incomplete and dissatisfying manner before (apparently inevitably) shirking them. I have faith in the kiwis to navigate to this particular page and upvote me despite having no interactions with me, which is my best claim to this position. I won't get worked up into an autistic rage or care too much about cleaning up the forums at least, you have my word on that.
 
Since I'm here I can nominate myself! I speak/write and understand both English and Swedish.

I don't mind being hated and unpaid.
I read trough many of the diffent threads everyday. Have lots of time to spend these days. So @Null hook me up if you have more in depth questions about me.
 
AnOminous said:
If I had any ratings I'd just click some icon, but since I can't, I guess I just have to post some copypasta.

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

He wasn't alone.

Uh, you don't get to bring friends.

They are not my friends.

Don't worry, no charge for them.

And, why would I want them?

They were trying to grab ya prize. They work for the mercenary, the Masketta Man.

Bane?

Aye.

Get 'em on board, I'll call it in!

The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you. First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? BANG He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lotta loyalty for a hired gun!

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane.

At least you can talk, who are you?

It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan. No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask.

If I pull that off, will you die?

It would be extremely painful.

You're a big guy.

For you.

Was getting caught part of your plan?

Of course! Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.

Nothing! I said nothing.

Well congratulations! You got yourselves caught!

Sir?

Now what's the next step of your master plan?

Crashing this plane... with no survivors!

Internal CIA monologue: No, this can't be happening! I'm in charge here!

Aaaaaahhhh! What are you doing?! Aaahhhhhhhh!

No! They expect one of us in the Wreckage Brother!

Have we started the fire?

Yes! The fire rises... calm down, doctor. Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.

Aaaaahhhh!!

Now wouldn't an Islamic Content rating have been a better contribution?
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Lol, fucking calm down!

We should make this nigger be forced to be a mod again, or else!

No one needs to read through a wall of shit like that!

In fact, I think he should just be banned.

Just saying, like...
 
I'll bite.
I'm not the most prolific poster except during happenings, but
  • I have tons of time due to working from home and having a light workload most of the year
  • I will not allow those who take bait to run rampant.
  • I have been here long enough to understand board culture but not so long that losing me would be a great loss
  • I despise double posts and would love the power to merge them.
  • I do not hold a discord, reddit, twitter, or facebook account
  • I always archive
I'll need some direction on the amount of glowposting allowed. I might get sketched out quicker than most.
Someone needs to do it, so I might as well.

If I ragequit do I get to stay as a regular poster or is that a ban?

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I will not do spiteful shit like this
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Regardless of if I agree with you or not, I'll be fair and not shit on threads. I will, however keep them clean and only moderate while I have a BAC of .3% or less. EDIT EDIT: or over .6%. I can't control that, sorry.

I am willing to change from anime avatar if required.
 
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I'm up to give it a try. I'm online too much and read this board too much so how much more damage can sweeping while doing it really give me.
Puff said:
I'll bite.
I'm not the most prolific poster except during happenings, but
  • I have tons of time due to working from home and having a light workload most of the year
  • I will not allow those who take bait to run rampant.
  • I have been here long enough to understand board culture but not so long that losing me would be a great loss
  • I despise double posts and would love the power to merge them.
  • I do not hold a discord, reddit, twitter, or facebook account
I'll need some direction on the amount of glowposting allowed. I might get sketched out quicker than most.
Someone needs to do it, so I might as well.

If I ragequit do I get to stay as a regular poster or is that a ban?
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There's a lot of former mods on the forum. Pretty sure @AnOminous was one for a long time
 
That's like asking a cleaning lady to spruce up a sewer. For free.

You want to clean up Autismo Thunderdome? Burn it to the ground and salt the earth beneath it.
 
I volunteer, on the condition that if I survive the 6-month mark and I don't end up on the news as a "Florida Man" i can transfer to another board.

If not, I vote for @JosephStalin
 
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