It's about to happen

[Barbussy Enjoyer]

I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING

 

[A-Stump]

Hide yo waifus this nigga masturbortin

 

[My Name is Ed]

Are you done yet?

 

[Barbussy Enjoyer]

Are you done yet?

I'm typing this with one hand.

 

[Extremist Frank]

Best of luck, don't hurt yourself

 

[The Luigi Player]

Don't give yourself the rusty venture.

 

[A Hot Potato]

gay

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Yes but how do you feel about Ukraine?

 

[blur]

HIGH
FIVE

 

[BLEACHED.COM]

Barbussy "Death Grip" Enjoyer