Science Is your night light making you fat?

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love sleep. I guard it jealously, on a personal level; and promote it unabashedly, as a physician. When I see headlines like this, therefore, I start nodding my head — of course anything that disrupts sleep quality will unleash all sorts of health evils!

The study came from a sleep research group at Northwestern University. I do not have reason to believe they receive funding from the My Pillow guy, Tempur-Pedic mattresses, or the moon and/or stars. I think they believe sleep is good for you, and I don’t disagree. I do question, however, whether night lights are really making people fat.

Their work, published in the journal, Sleep, used an actual light-sensing device worn by study participants at home to evaluate light exposure during sleep. Less than half of the roughly 550 adult participants in their 60s, 70s, and 80s had dark conditions for 5 full hours of sleep. Those who did were healthier than those who did not, as per this handy chart (note: no effect seen for cholesterol levels):

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The authors responsibly observe that association does not prove causation; and apparently are considering an interventional study to see if taking light out of people’s bedrooms will improve metabolic health markers. After all, the risk of confounding is high in a study like this. Perhaps, for example, less healthy people have fallen when getting out of bed at night, so are reluctant to sleep in true dark. The medications that tag along with diabetes and hypertension, or higher rates of second or third shift work in a demographic with more health issues, might be associated with poor sleep and a habit of using screens during nights made long by insomnia. It’s hard to root out potential biases of this nature.

Does the concept have biologic plausibility, though? Sure enough, there are leagues of studies out there showing that even one night of disrupted sleep can upset metabolic markers. The lead author and her team published a study in March in PNAS finding changes in blood sugar metabolism among young, healthy subjects after a single night in a normally lit room. Well, that was their conclusion, anyway; I found the confidence intervals large for my tastes, and the differences rather unremarkable.

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I think a cautionary tale can be found in the example of sleep apnea.

Somewhere around 15 years ago, as CPAP devices and masks became less onerous and patients actually became willing to sleep hooked into a bedside machine, the push for screening everyone who has ever snored with a sleep study so we can save them from their sleep apnea grew to a clamor. We were promised weight loss, improved blood pressures, and better morning blood sugars, once our patients were off the cortisol-fueled roller coaster of hundreds of mini-awakenings per night. It all made sense.

However, after making a lot of promises to my sleep apnea patients if they would start using a CPAP machine — “we’ll get you off one of your blood pressure medications,” “we’ll be able to cut your insulin doses,” etc. — I found that I delivered on essentially none. In fact, when actually studied, treating sleep apnea barely moves the needle on glucose metabolism. If treating the ravages on the autonomic nervous system of repeated wake-ups from not breathing doesn’t really improve someone’s metabolic health, would I expect much from dimming their night light? Answer: not at all.

There is another lesson from sleep apnea that can be applied here, though. The majority of people really do feel better if they treat their sleep apnea. This claim passes the eye test amongst my patients. A restful sleep is one of the foundational bedrocks of good health, and anything promoting sleep quality strikes me as the low-hanging fruit of health messaging.

I do believe in the work of sleep physiologist/evangelist, Dr Matthew Walker, whose book, Why We Sleep, could make the most ardent lover of all-nighters want to curl up in bed by 9PM. People feel better when they get enough sleep. They think better. Their immune system works better. I can’t promise my patients who fret about becoming demented that 8 hours of nightly sleep will reduce their risks of cognitive decline — again, the confounders afflicting research on the subject are enormous — but I do feel like it’s the best advice I can give.

So, yes — toss the night light (just make sure you have a clear path to the bathroom in the dark!). Move your TV out of the bedroom. Let your smartphone pass the night alone in the kitchen. We probably evolved to sleep best in a dark place, without a lot of distractions to turn on our busy minds. But please don’t write me an angry email in a month if you haven’t lost those ten pounds.
 
This might be a valid thing to consider when you're min-maxing for boxing or some other strict sport, but generally this won't make a difference for someone who's already fucking fat. Stop eating donuts, or more importantly eat less of everything in general and move more.
 
Light at night is bad for you. It’s one reason why shift workers have poorer healthy and I’m sure there’s work showing that they have higher breast cancer rates as well. I’m pretty sure I’ve read similar about streetlights too.
I do wonder how it affects at those at high latitudes. Even where I am in the uk it’s very long days just now.
 
Wait, who sleeps with a light at night?
Even my grandparents can't do that.
I could sleep during the DAY if it was a buzzing halogen long bulb. That's the one thing I miss about office life, the sound of those lights for a midday nap. I ought to just install one at home, it's one of those stupid projects that I just never think to move forward on. Hook it up, power it on, but find a safe cover for it for maximum comfy.
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Light at night is bad for you. It’s one reason why shift workers have poorer healthy and I’m sure there’s work showing that they have higher breast cancer rates as well. I’m pretty sure I’ve read similar about streetlights too.
I do wonder how it affects at those at high latitudes. Even where I am in the uk it’s very long days just now.
I think it's one of those "happy medium" kinds of things. At the same time people at high latitudes struggle with SAD in winter due to less sunlight. I'm personally filing this advice alongside the hippies who say you should "sun" your butthole regularly. It might have started with an alright enough premise but they're trying to ride it to crazy town. Keep things quiet, dark, and comfortable for enough healthy sleep at night. Get enough full-spectrum light during the day to keep your rhythms where they should be and process shit like vitamin D. Why overcomplicate shit?

The problem with articles like this is some hamplanet is going to think they did a good thing by unplugging their (presumably disney-themed) night light. No fatass, CICO, it's physics. Failing that you will remain fat.
@Haramburger you're usually hearing the 50/60hz hum of a transformer in a ballast with those lights. You should be able to plug in something like a fan or find something at that frequency for similar effect. I'm not sure if I just like the hum for it masking my tinnitus but it's pretty much a constant in my life if I can help it.
 
I have a nightlight in my bathroom, but otherwise, I want it as dark as possible when I sleep.
 
Wait, who sleeps with a light at night?
Even my grandparents can't do that.
I've had to sleep in the same room as really flashy electronics. Computers, modems, routers... Even the smoke detector is annoying as fuck if it's positioned right above your head.

In the case of the latter when it's just really aggressive LEDs, I shill LightDims, specifically the Blackout Edition. Got mine at a store instead of online though.

LightDims are great, I put some on over my phone cameras and the cameras don't work at all. If I put security stickers on I tend to at least see if there's a little light passing through, and can tell if something is near the camera, but with LightDims I don't even get that. They're great at stopping light.

I wonder if sicker people are more likely to have night lights, because they're more likely to get up in the middle of the night? Sicker people have worse sleep quality in general. There's probably a lot of confounding factors here.
For people who need lights like that, I advocate sleep masks. No particular brand, but for lulz maybe get some bondage gear blindfolds just to mess with your Amazon suggestions.
 
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