Is wheat a vegetable or a fruit?

[Skitarii]

Arguments for it being a fruit: it contains seeds which makes it gay as hell

Arguments for it being a vegetable: it's the same color as stephen hawking which leads me to believe that it may be his long lost brother

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Using Will Wheaton as an argument for wheat being a fruit

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Neither, it is plasma.

 

[Table Country]

God bless Youtube for allowing me to make nuanced responses by just copy/pasting a link.

 

[Milkis]

Counterpoint: my math teacher swore bananas were a grain, from firsthand experience on a banana farm, because the stalk dies after you harvest the fruit.

 

[Red Hood]

It's neither. It's the legos that make bread.

 

[Skitarii]

It's neither. It's the legos that make bread.

Okay but what about wheat?

 

[lemonsensei]

It's neither. It's the legos that make bread.

So what are legos made out of?

 

[Skitarii]

So what are legos made out of?

Vegetables, obviously, since I turn into a cripple when I step on those little things

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

It's a state of mind.

 

[CIS White Droid]

The plant itself is a grass the grain is a "dry fruit".

 

[stupid orc]

its a grain, retard.