Is Waluigi an incel?

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Blouie

Blouie

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He's a pretty lonely dude and Wario seems to be his only friend. He also doesn't seem too good at talking to women, he's the only plumber who hasn't gotten a kiss from a princess.
 
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Waluigi is such a sex machine that Nintendo secretly spends millions of dollars every year scrubbing the internet of his escapades. Just like his general physic, Waluigi has a long slender mushroom that is perfect for hitting g-spots. Sure the princesses don't acknowledge him in public settings but not because they don't like him. No in fact every princess is sneaking off to get WAH'd six ways to Sunday by that lanky purple man and both Waluigi and the princesses know that even basic courtesy's will undoubtedly ooze sexual tension like their fresh love juices on hotel beds only hours prior. Secretly he's cursed, word of his magic shrooms that can give any girl pure ecstasy has spread far and wide and so he must isolate himeself from the rest of cast in order to maintain family friendly appearances. Some days Waluigi wishes that he could spend his days ghost hunting with his brother from another mother or playing poker with his childhood best friend. But instead he has to service every toddette within in 10 mile radius not because he wants too, but because this is what the great Koopa in the sky blessed him with.
 
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Lokenstien said:
Waluigi is such a sex machine that Nintendo secretly spends millions of dollars every year scrubbing the internet of his escapades. Just like his general physic, Waluigi has a long slender mushroom that is perfect for hitting g-spots. Sure the princesses don't acknowledge him in public settings but not because they don't like him. No in fact every princess is sneaking off to get WAH'd six ways to Sunday by that lanky purple man and both Waluigi and the princesses know that even basic courtesy's will undoubtedly ooze sexual tension like their fresh love juices on hotel beds only hours prior. Secretly he's cursed, word of his magic shrooms that can give any girl pure ecstasy has spread far and wide and so he must isolate himeself from the rest of cast in order to maintain family friendly appearances. Some days Waluigi wishes that he could spend his days ghost hunting with his brother from another mother or playing poker with his childhood best friend. But instead he has to service every toddette within in 10 mile radius not because he wants too, but because this is what the great Koopa in the sky blessed him with.
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This just reads like a copypasta, I love it.
Blouie said:
Wario had a love interest in Warioland 4, so Waluigi is the only one without one.
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Based. He doesn't need a wife to get through life.
 
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Are you telling me this man cannot get laid? There is a reason we haven't seen Waluigi in a long time...
 
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