Is there anything Pepperidge Farm doesn't remember?

[Bob's Vagene]

Isn't he getting kinda old at this point?

 

[Lone MacReady II]

A time when the nation wasn't terminally infected with Niggers.

 

[DankSmoker]

He doesn't remember the six million that were baked to perfection in his line

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Maybe that one time when all forces were united as the electromagnetic-weak-strong-gravity force?

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

My birthday

 

[Pampered Degenerate]

How to water the tree of liberty.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

An African nation which isn't a failure

 

[Retard of the Month]

That one time the CEO got gay-raped.

 

[Dysnomia]

The Alamo

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

They conviently forgot when my uncle touched me in the inside.

 

[Pee Cola]

Where he left his car keys.