is the cat the truth - further explortion of this possibility

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do you ever think about what if cats are not real animals but evolved by the parasite known only as Toxoplasmosis because he became sentient long ago and desired a self aware brain to infest such as that of a human so it imagined designed engineered and evolved the cat from completely benign matter to act as a biovehicle or world for the ameebas because a cat's brain really is like a Planet for toxoplasms and the colonies use the cat constructs to travel long distances and seek human brains to infest because they can actually get things done more efficiently with a large group of infested humans and they know this and want to do it and so the ameebas have manipulated their environment so that they can infiltrate our living spaces riding inside what is essentially a cute hairy little truck and we think is just a critter but really we become infested for millennias now and the parasites are using us to do something really horrible with reality because maybe they understand something about it we don't and many decisions throughout history were influenced by toxoplasm infested minds and it is really the ameebas running the show the whole time and some awful Plan is in motion that we could never even know about or fathom at all because when we look at a cat all we see is a cat
 
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maybe you're only best friends with your best friend because he has your ameebas brother in his brain and thats why you like each other and you're being forced to do it.
 
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Cats said:
maybe you're only best friends with your best friend because he has your ameebas brother in his brain and thats why you like each other and you're being forced to do it.
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Well, look at it this way; are you happy with your best friend? If happiness is nothing more than a chemical response to external stimuli you've been conditioned to find preferable anyway, does it really matter what the source of the conditioning is if it isn't causing you or anyone else harm? Since we can't disprove the proposed theory about cats, why not go on as if it's not true?
 
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actually I often wonder how many of these symbiotic infections humans carry ourselves

maybe we like cats because of that but lots of animals like us too
plus i think a lot of animals find us sexy but that might just be objective

but like in the history of human rivalry and warfare and junk i wonder how important different populations of stuff we carry has been a factor
like whoops we accidentally wiped out the population of south america but maybe that sort of thing is something we evolved to do
i got hepatitis from asian girls but maybe there's more to that as well?? being cute or being lethal are both useful
 
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