Is the Ball Gasm Real?

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Maybe I have weird balls, but I've gotten way more pain than pleasure out of them. I dont know how women put up with them either, there's nothing attractive about balls.
Imagine if you didnt have a skull and your brain just hung in a loose sack.
 
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MrTroll said:
Yes, you have to keep smacking them with a table tennis racket until it happens, but once it does it's bliss.
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I'll do this if I ever get a boyfriend. Thanks for the tip.
Cardinal Cardinal said:
Maybe I have weird balls, but I've gotten way more pain than pleasure out of them. I dont know how women put up with them either, there's nothing attractive about balls.
Imagine if you didnt have a skull and your brain just hung in a loose sack.
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Well, I wouldn't say they are unattractive. I just don't want them stuck in a balldo and being fucked with them. I guess that is too much to ask nowadays.
 
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MrTroll said:
Yes, you have to keep smacking them with a table tennis racket until it happens, but once it does it's bliss.
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Bro you need to up your ball game.
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Cardinal Cardinal said:
Maybe I have weird balls, but I've gotten way more pain than pleasure out of them.
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That's my experience. They are more of a hassle and a liability than anything else. How evolution decided it was a good idea is beyond me. Why make the protector/fighter sex, the one who is the warrior (or in more modern times, player of sports) with these things that hang down that if hit hard will basically completely disable you? It's just a stupid design.
 
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For a while I thought one of those BDSM ball crusher things would do it, so I let an inquisitive lady friend try her's out on me.

Now you may think the plumbing is like stepping on a garden hose and the stuff is eventually forced out, but turns out such a thing makes it impossible to ejaculate until it is eventually loosend.

But cooming from some sort of ordinary and hetero-normative magic touch, no. Not possible. And if so it wouldn't be anything a woman would be inclined to or even able to figure out.
 
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Only one way to find out, get to work.

Serious answer: I'd imagine it's like trying to achieve orgasm by stroking just your labia. It's probably technically possible, but humans have been fucking and fucking weirdly for longer than we've even been humans; if it was any fun we'd know about it by now. Balldo is either a cuck thing or cope for men with erectile dysfunction, that's all.
 
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Blobby's Murder Knife said:
I actually can't imagine this. It would be like imagine someone fondling your spleen. It is so outside the realm of imagination you can't even.
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Fair enough, that's a shitty example. Closest slightly less shitty example I can think of is close your eye and rub the eyelid covering your eye, its a vaguely similar concept. Any decent amount of pressure and it starts becoming increasingly uncomfortable very quickly. Not much 'good' sensitivity either.
 
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dick brain said:
Only one way to find out, get to work.

Serious answer: I'd imagine it's like trying to achieve orgasm by stroking just your labia. It's probably technically possible, but humans have been fucking and fucking weirdly for longer than we've even been humans; if it was any fun we'd know about it by now. Balldo is either a cuck thing or cope for men with erectile dysfunction, that's all.
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I'd just accept celibacy before being fucked with balls.
 
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Manul Otocolobus said:
That's my experience. They are more of a hassle and a liability than anything else. How evolution decided it was a good idea is beyond me. Why make the protector/fighter sex, the one who is the warrior (or in more modern times, player of sports) with these things that hang down that if hit hard will basically completely disable you? It's just a stupid design.
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It's all worth it for kicking back while wearing shorts and feeling a cool breeze sweep through my balls on a sunny day.
 
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