Is temporal penis real?

[Staffy]

Some bum on the street I walked to kept telling people who went by that he has a "temporal penis". Would that even be possible?

 

[KateHikes14]

Close your eyes and open your mouth to find out

 

[trevshoms]

Did he say anything about a holy operating system

 

[Drain Todger]

Maybe he has a detachable penis.

 

[Shitty User Stole a Good Name]

Yes, it is real. his penis is in a constant state of being and anti being.

 

[Foghot]

Have you ever felt like someone was there when you were in a pitch dark room?

And felt something rubbing against your ass cheeks?

 

[Lurkism]

Yes.

 

[dirt lamb]

Maybe he has a detachable penis.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

 

[Gaylord Brachiosaurus]

Everyone's penis is temporal. Unless maybe you're a tranny.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

IT'S REAL

I'VE FELT IT

PLEASE HELP ME

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Have Mr LaForge modify the deflector dish and hit it with a reverse tachyon peckerbeam

 

[Jesus Swept]

It happens to a lot of men.