Is someone stealing my cum?!

[Cloaca Rimjob]

So before I go to sleep I usually stick koikatsu party on and jerk it to Danganronpa characters. Sometimes even the girls.

Thing is though... I just nod off with a pool of jizz on my belly, don't bother cleaning it off. When I wake up however, the cum has gone!

I really needto know what's causing this. Am I eating the cum in my sleep? Are the bedbugs eating it? Is the cum turning into a baby and crawling away? Is there a cum fairy who takes the cum away and leaves more bedbugs under your pillow?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

calling @cumrobbery

 

[totallyrandomusername]

It's your mom.

 

[byuu]

>not putting your cum in the fridge

 

[Ketamine Kat]

You snooze, you lose.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Your body absorbs it you dummy. How do you think you can just keep cumming every night? You think your body just has infinite cum in it like some kind of cum filled bag of holding?

 

[Its up in the air]

It becomes part of your exoskeleton of cum crust

 

[NigKid]

koikatsu party

Had to google that, the funniest fucking tech support forum ive ever seen.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

koikatus party

Lol, paying for hentai games

 

[Liber Pater]

A mystery. Cum detective hot on the trail.

 

[Niggernerd]

Kokichi comes out of the screen and eats it