Is Santa real?

[WelperHelper99]

And does he really like Coke?

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I don't know about drinking coke, but ol' Saint Nick does punch Arian heritics.

 

[Asian tech support]

Only when it still had cocaine in it. He's got a lot of ground to cover in so very little time.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Only when it still had cocaine in it. He's got a lot of ground to cover in so very little time.

He always flies his sleigh with a carton of spiked eggnog now because coca cola took the cocaine out of the coke

 

[Night Crawler]

Yup. So is the Easter Bunny. Ghosts are also real. All those onlyfans whores with those big fake tits and asses? Those are all real as well.

 

[The Tall Man]

Yes and me and the Krampus bros will beat you with faggots if you don't believe in him.

 

[cypocryphy]

yes

 

[Aunt Carol]

If Santa's not real, who's NORAD tracking every December?

 

[ee.zdoom]

yes...

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Not since 9/11

 

[DankSmoker]

He can have all the soda he likes, but I would be really pissed if Santa raided the fridge and ate a leftover drumstick.