Is Santa real?

[Ratboy Genius]

Gotta make sure if you guys are based or not

 

[MoonState]

@Santa's Little Helper might know

 

[Blouie]

Yeah, but I think he actually lives in the south pole.
That's why they literally kill you if you try going there.

 

[Big Stank Dick Dad]

Make a poll so we can kill shame the non-believers.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus (1985 film) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

This was a documentary.

 

[Beak Thing]

If you offered enough money for the head of Santa Claus, somehow, someway you'd get it.

 

[Quiet Guy]

Yes, and there is a legend about him assaulting a heretic at the Council of Nicea:
Something they don't teach kids about Santa.

 

[drfuzzyballs]

Since 2010 I have been Santa.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I have proof that Santa is real. I colored a picture for him one Christmas. Left it with the milk and cookies. I haven't seen that picture since.

 

[Ratboy Genius]

Since 2010 I have been Santa.

What happened in 2010?

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

WTFSANTER REAL?!?!?!

 

[Ratboy Genius]

WTFSANTER REAL?!?!?!
santa.mp4

Thanks I hate it

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

The only difference between "Santa" and "Satan" is a few letters moved around.