Is Santa free?

[SandyCat]

Are you allowed to keep him and his reindeer? What about all the presents?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

NORAD agents will bust into your house and pelt you with coal if you do this.

 

[Pruto]

Try blindfolding yourself and offer him your ass when he comes out of the chimney, if it goes wrong it's your fault and you get coal instead.

 

[AnneRipper1010]

You can keep him but you are gonna have to do his job if you do.

 

[Rozzy]

him

Wow! you're such a transphobe.

 

[Achtung Bitter]

No, he is not ‘free’. And neither are the presents, you’re just granted the right to consume them.

 

[OrionBalls]

Why is everyone so upset with getting coal? I can keep my house warm with it.