Is Santa Claus Real?

[Dammit Mandrake!]

We took Claus out with a microwave beam in the 50s after he decided he wasn't playing ball anymore with our campaigns in the Upper Mantle.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan Fan]

I only believe in Hanukah Harry

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

No, Santa Clause is not real. Your parents bought you presents. Your dad had to work overtime to be able to afford them. Your mother and father wrapped them at night while you were sleeping. They might have had to get up the next day and go to work depending on when they wrapped them.

im starting to think these 2024 join dates are more retarded than the 2022 ones

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I swear Santa deniers get more and more retarded every year.

 

[Rockzo]

The GOVERNMENT doesn't want you to know this but [Santa] is an alien who's been a part of human culture since we lived in caves. He's taken on many forms over the years and [Santa] is the latest one where he gives out presents to remind humans of the positive aspect of our species.
The GOVERNMENT has been spreading anti-[Santa] propaganda for years once they realise that humanity has evolved to a point where they can effectivly control us. To believe in [Santa] is to believe in the potential for humanity.

How do I know [Santa] is an alien?
How does he fit down chimneys and eat all those cookies? Spacial Distortion.
How does he manage to hit all the homes on Earth in a single night? Time Dilation.
How does he know who's naughty or nice? Telepathic link to humanities subconscious.

All of you must believe that here's here or else Christmas will become a corpotised holiday no different to Halloween. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

#[Santa]IsReal #Consipracy #HoHoHolocaust

 

[femboy fart huffer]

santa isnt real there is just a cat mafia that breaks into your house to steal the milk you leave out every year

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Fuck no. Every Christmas I ask for chunks of coal to heat up my freezing home and all I get are video games, gift cards, and clothes.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Santa is in your heart.

 

[TingoFranDingo]

Are you willing to risk your name being eternally put on the naughty-list?
Yeah, didn't think so

 

[TiggerNits]

Null, please ban all Santa deniers and other unsavory types like trannies and the British

 

[Beastie]

Santa Cat is real, but he just keep bringing me coal! I've been a good boy I swear.

Spoiler: Santa Cat

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Jews replaced Christ and corrupted the celebration of his birth with Santa and the entire gifting debt-orgy that accompanies it.

 

[Ring of Basilius]

Santa Deniers are spreading DANGEROUS MISINFORMATION and I call upon Null and the moderators to take SWIFT ACTION to curb their activity.

 

[Commandant Swordfish]

Why the fuck is this even a question? Where do all your favourite presents come from is he doesn't exist?

God, bunch of fucking ingrates.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Jews replaced Christ and corrupted the celebration of his birth with Santa and the entire gifting debt-orgy that accompanies it.

How fascinating, please continue.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

He is real, and I know what I must do.

https://youtu.be/eSFhd-CGIWU

 

[Azdy]

Actual footage of Santa delivering presents:

 

[SomeSpook]

St. Nicholas brings gifts to all who are good. I want to belive damnit!

 

[Beastie]

Would the grinch be a lolcow?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Silly little Santa believers. Its Baby Jesus who brings the presents

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christkind