is rootbeer sodomslop or divine light

[younevershould]

is rootbeer satan brimstone piss from the fire lakes of gehenna or is it an augurate arrival of seraphic form
discuss this instantly

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Root beer is neither a root nor a beer.

 

[Creative Username]

Rootbeer is good as long as it's the rare non-caffeinated kind

 

[Gog & Magog]

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

i wish barqs was sweetened with sugar

 

[Jason Wynn]

Root beer is the kind nepenthe that soothes my weary soul.

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

Hurts my stomach to drink it so it sucks

 

[Huh what?]

Nothing hits the spot like a nice cold Bang's

 

[DankSmoker]

Rootbeer doesn't even have to be brown, the Jews made it that color.