Is pooping mandatory?

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It happens almost every day and sometimes MULTIPLE times a day, and 95% of the time means I have to drop everything and get out of bed to stare at bathroom tiles for minutes on end. The 5% of times that are an exception aren't an improvement either.

Looking for any tips or exploits to avoid this
 
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It's possible to hold it in for a very long time. I don't recommend it though. You could get REALLY painful cramps if you're not careful, so be cautious while doing it.
 
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It’s only required for people with white skin. Hispanics and black folks reabsorb their poop into their blood streams, where it then seeps through the skin to create that brown look. This may also explain why they often smell like shit.
 
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Either poop quicker or learn to enjoy your time on the porcelain throne. Anything longer than 3 minutes means you're lollygagging, not eating enough fiber, or not hydrated. Taking more than a minute and a half on a field op with trucks waiting to take you back to the barracks and that portashitter was getting tipped over. There were 200 other guys who needed to cycle through those 4 of em in about an hour.
 
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