Is pollen gay?

[Nickel Silver]

It keeps hitting on me and I can't take it anymore. Benadryl takes my mind off the sexual assault happening in my nasal passages but it makes me retarded at work.

 

[peachlover669]

would this be a bad time to tell you that pollen got his test results back today?

 

[The Greatest Kiwifarmer]

does claratin work for you or nah. that thing works for any allregies

 

[AMHOLIO]

does claratin work for you or nah. that thing works for any allregies

Zyrtec is my drug of choice. If it gets really bad, ask an allergist. No need to be suffering at work or being too retarded to drive from too many benadryls.

Inshallah may the demon airsperm leave my nigga's nose quick.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

The pollen ain't gay, that's just plant jizz.

Now the plants jizzing that pollen into the air nonstop are zesty af

Also consider trying quercetin (it's a supplement), ymmv but it seems to have wholesale erased some of my allergies and really helps keep the others from cropping up nearly as seriously when it's the worst of times

 

[D-X-G-X]

Fuck this season, man. My car looks like it just took part in a plant bukkake.

 

[sherwoods110]

It's as gay as the day is long. TPD Total Pollen Death.

 

[Boldizar]

Pollen is rape and it's exactly why it's so good.

 

[Yugica]

Pollen does more than sexually assault you. It's eating you. It has proteolytic(means protein breaking/digesting) enzymes on/in it. The only solution is to engineer a breed of spiders to make webs to catch and eat all of the pollen, I'll do this for the modest fee of only 2 million dollars, you can trust me with your credit card info.