Is paper a vegetable?

[Retarded Weeb]

Paper is made from wood, which comes from trees, which are plants, and we eat plants, so therefore we can eat paper.

 

[OrionBalls]

Yes, it is. So is that "Parmesan cheese" that comes in a shaker.

 

[Betonhaus]

Paper is a spice, not a vegetable. Like Cinnamon.

 

[Retarded Weeb]

Yes, it is. So is that "Parmesan cheese" that comes in a shaker.

Bullshit. Parmesan cheese is a condiment, like salt and pepper.

 

[OrionBalls]

Bullshit. Parmesan cheese is a condiment, like salt and pepper.

Black pepper is a vegetable, too.

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

I dont eat plants like some fairy. Or a woman.
If heart disease is good enough for my pappy it's good enough for me.

 

[2mm and 99 others]

Bullshit. Parmesan cheese is a condiment, like salt and pepper.

Depends on the form. In almost every Italian railway station bar, they sell bags of individually wrapped parmesan sticks and call it Snack. So, snack it is. I am sure they know best.

The parmesan shavings in my fridge are also a snack.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I dont eat plants like some fairy. Or a woman.
If heart disease is good enough for my pappy it's good enough for me.

Your papi?

That's a weird way to refer to your father in this context, at your age no less!

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

Your papi?

That's a weird way to refer to your father in this context, at your age no less!

I'm old but not that old!
If I ever seriously called him papi or even papa he'd disown me.