is oil really sentinent????????????

[SentinentCloud]

does it suffer when you put it in your car?

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

Probably about as much suffering as you feel

 

[Cats]

no and that book and video about the book were gay nonsensical drivel

 

[Standardized Profile]

No, it's an alien virus called Purity that only looks like oil and hides in oil deposits.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Yes, but it's black so it deserves it.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

it feels joy as it burns or lubricates, it loves all of it

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Every time you burn oil, it destroys the last earthly remnant of the dinosaurs from which the oil is derived, thus allowing the dinosaur souls to ascend to dino planet untethered. At least, that's what the Mormons believe.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Like crude oil or cooking oil?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

no and that book and video about the book were gay nonsensical drivel

Pretty nice background noise for level grinding, though.