Is Malaysia Flight 370 Real?! - Y'all cute fucks tell us what really happened you!

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

RealLifeLore is a fag, but he talks about real shit. And realstuff might be good for us.

IDK...

 

[DerKryptid]

It went back in time and took out the twin towers

 

[Ironywanger Bridage]

no

 

[CptnSnshn]

Maybe.

 

[Pixy]

The Russians did it. They were testing experimental cloaking tech and it accidentally phased out of reality.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

They just took a detour to get some airplane food, they'll be back later don't worry

 

[Solid Snek]

Define "real". Define "Malaysia Flight 370".

 

[Schauma mal]

It crashed on North Sentinel Island. If there were any survivors, they got killed by the Sentinelese.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

They survived. Lost has been happening in real life since the crash.

 

[Haint]

It's a hoax, just like everything else. Literally everything is a hoax, something terrible happens, its automatically a "hoax". People for some reason can't mentally handle that bad shit happens randomly sometimes. In their mind it always has too be some nefarious plot to (insert action here) by (insert nefarious shadow organization here).

 

[Dysnomia]

They were huge Stephen King fans and were doing a live reenactment of The Langoliers. They'll be back as soon as they catch up with the present time.