Is Kid Rock a pedophile?

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Mackin' to this phat beat, bass pushin' through my backseat
You know I got that gangsta lean
Ho's they all adore me, I stop and they all swarm me
To check out all my fly gold rings
They treat me like the mayor, cause I'm the biggest player
(Mackin' all honeys up here in the D baby) You know I do
Grubbin' on some pork rinds, kickin' out them sex rhymes

Everybody wants to be my friend
But I can't be your friend no, unless you got some endo
To smoke (I ain't no joke)

[Kid Rock] (Joe C.)
Now, some people say my mind's blown, I'm coolin' like a snow cone
On my cell phone I'm paid, G, can't call me, just page me
Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)
My story ain't that complex, two forties and a rolex
I rip, I rock, I roll, G, I trim my hair with the flowbee
Got soul, G, like Al Green, co-coolin' like the A-Team
From Maine to San Francisco, I'm shootin' like a pistol
I'm so slick, I'm Crisco, daddy likes to disco

THIS IS FROM THE ACTUAL GENIUS.COM LYRICS
 
Notice he isnt called Adult Rock? the-weinstein-company-1-1.webp
 
Mackin' to this phat beat, bass pushin' through my backseat
You know I got that gangsta lean
Ho's they all adore me, I stop and they all swarm me
To check out all my fly gold rings
They treat me like the mayor, cause I'm the biggest player
(Mackin' all honeys up here in the D baby) You know I do
Grubbin' on some pork rinds, kickin' out them sex rhymes

Everybody wants to be my friend
But I can't be your friend no, unless you got some endo
To smoke (I ain't no joke)

[Kid Rock] (Joe C.)
Now, some people say my mind's blown, I'm coolin' like a snow cone
On my cell phone I'm paid, G, can't call me, just page me
Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)
My story ain't that complex, two forties and a rolex
I rip, I rock, I roll, G, I trim my hair with the flowbee
Got soul, G, like Al Green, co-coolin' like the A-Team
From Maine to San Francisco, I'm shootin' like a pistol
I'm so slick, I'm Crisco, daddy likes to disco

THIS IS FROM THE ACTUAL GENIUS.COM LYRICS
There's a Beastie Boys song with a similar line

"If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page
The girlies I like are underage
"
 
Wanna post the lyrics? I ain't listening to that noise. But I'll just say yes because he bent the knee to Budweiser.
 
Mackin' to this phat beat, bass pushin' through my backseat
You know I got that gangsta lean
Ho's they all adore me, I stop and they all swarm me
To check out all my fly gold rings
They treat me like the mayor, cause I'm the biggest player
(Mackin' all honeys up here in the D baby) You know I do
Grubbin' on some pork rinds, kickin' out them sex rhymes

Everybody wants to be my friend
But I can't be your friend no, unless you got some endo
To smoke (I ain't no joke)

[Kid Rock] (Joe C.)
Now, some people say my mind's blown, I'm coolin' like a snow cone
On my cell phone I'm paid, G, can't call me, just page me
Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)
My story ain't that complex, two forties and a rolex
I rip, I rock, I roll, G, I trim my hair with the flowbee
Got soul, G, like Al Green, co-coolin' like the A-Team
From Maine to San Francisco, I'm shootin' like a pistol
I'm so slick, I'm Crisco, daddy likes to disco

THIS IS FROM THE ACTUAL GENIUS.COM LYRICS
I really appreciate the annotation, genius.com. Wouldn't have figured it out without you.
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