Is getting a colonoscopy gay?

[SandyCat]

There's a lot of butt stuff involved in that situation

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Only if the doctor is male

 

[Rozzy]

It is if the colonoscopy was performed at a furry room party.

 

[PonderosaPete]

As long as neither of you smile and you don't look away when you lock eyes.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Only if the doctor is male

Pretty much this, but as long as you keep your socks on and say "no homo" afterward, you're good.

 

[Fatniggo1488]

Is it gay to get a free one?

 

[Termina]

yeah colonoscopies are definitely gay. there is nothing you can do to make it not gay.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Why do doctors offer to give you a video of your colonoscopy procedure? "Here's what the inside of your butt looks like" bro just destroy that

 

[The Luigi Player]

If you're awake.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Only if the balls touch.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

It's borderline but if anybody involved cums it's super gay.

 

[timewave0]

Colonoscopy isn’t gay because you’re asleep, so it’s more like getting graped by a Kevin Spacey/Bill Cosby hybrid. A sigmoidoscopy is gay because you’re awake during the procedure.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Why do doctors offer to give you a video of your colonoscopy procedure? "Here's what the inside of your butt looks like" bro just destroy that

Maybe you're supposed to put it on the projection screen the next time you're DJing.

 

[Doppelmonger]

Depends on how hard you get to moan in your sleep

 

[Tablet County]

Only if the camera's on the tip of they weiner.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Colonoscopy isn’t gay because you’re asleep, so it’s more like getting graped by a Kevin Spacey/Bill Cosby hybrid. A sigmoidoscopy is gay because you’re awake during the procedure.

pfff.. doing colonoscopy sedated.. scrub
It might be gay if you do it like in the olden days, when they send a rat with a camera up there.. but you know, they stopped that because it turned out rats are terrible at taking photos that aren't blurry

 

[DankSmoker]

Why do doctors offer to give you a video of your colonoscopy procedure? "Here's what the inside of your butt looks like" bro just destroy that

That actually seems kinda sad. You know they themself are the only person in their life that is proud of the proctology. On the recipient's end (lol) it would feel like an unsolicited mixtape.