is EMPULPENATE a word?

[Cats]

as in, "the piece of heavy machinery empulpenated the man's remains, so there was nothing to return to his family for burial."

 

[Moths]

I empulated ur mom last night lmao gottem

 

[Bohica]

No, but if you trick enough people into thinking that it is, then who's to say that it isn't?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Yes, we've been over this already.

 

[Cats]

oh okay sorry it wont happen agian

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

anything you can conjugate is a word
anything else is too if you can poetically justify it
just believe in yourself

 

[I'm Retarded?]

imagining one of those goony meme guns from a 90s shooter called the Empulpenator and it's like a box that fires rockets made out of chainsaws

 

[Cats]

like the Porkalator from Hexen that turned ppl into pigs lmao

also imagine Ahnold saying it

"I vill empulpenate you", or "you vill nau be empulpenated"

 

[Moths]

Tbh it sounds like a technical term that autists in the industry use or just a term that fell out of mode because there is a lot if less mouthy words to decribe someone being "yeeted into the heat" so to speak

 

[President Tonald Drump]

no its not a reaal word