Is Eeyore stupid?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

He keeps making shitty lean tos out of sticks. Why doesn't he just get a job?

 

[We Are The Witches]

I recently talked with someone who loved Eeyore.

How dare you?

 

[Unreal Tournament]

I feel bad for Eeyore. I'd be pretty depressed too if I was an obese donkey with a nail in it's ass.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I recently talked with someone who loved Eeyore.

How dare you?

I also love Eeyore. I want him to succeed.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

How good of a house could you build with out fingers while you have a spike up your ass? Pooh had to kill Mr sanders for his home and the rest live in trees, no tree in those hundred acres could hold a donkey.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

No, the burden of intelligence is weighing down on Eeyore's shoulders, crushing him like an anvil. Pooh is happy because he's a retard satiated by mere honey.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

It’s not much of a house for not much of a donkey

 

[User 204364]

Maybe the lobotomized version of Eeeyore that appears on all of the Winnie the Pooh merchandise. I like how Disney decided to give him a smile on all of the t-shirts and stuffed animals because they don't want to encourage kids to be depressed.