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- May 27, 2019
I always park in curbside pickup/expectant mother parking spots. There is no justification for having these spots. You do not deserve special treatment for being weaker than a fly fart or your guy forgot to wear a raincoat one steamy welfare afternoon.
Handicap spots get a pass, grudgingly. I rather not have some stick-up-his-ass junior G man trying to fill his quota leave me a no-no slip. But I'd like to see getting a fine from Larry Law for parking in a curbside/pregnant fag spot.
The only conceivable excuse a specimen might have is if they are old, invalid, infirm, etc. Still, I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume these people have been getting their groceries and other niceties just fine before 2020. I assume everyone else that uses those special spots is just doing it for the luxury. These spots are very close to the front of the store and in some cases, used to be handicapable spots. So I see curbside/pregnant parking as nature correcting itself so that the world makes sense. But only if we rise up and take them back.
tl;dr park in curbside pickup spots/expectant mother spots. Double park if possible. These dregs apparently need three spaces' worth of space for each vehicle.
Handicap spots get a pass, grudgingly. I rather not have some stick-up-his-ass junior G man trying to fill his quota leave me a no-no slip. But I'd like to see getting a fine from Larry Law for parking in a curbside/pregnant fag spot.
The only conceivable excuse a specimen might have is if they are old, invalid, infirm, etc. Still, I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume these people have been getting their groceries and other niceties just fine before 2020. I assume everyone else that uses those special spots is just doing it for the luxury. These spots are very close to the front of the store and in some cases, used to be handicapable spots. So I see curbside/pregnant parking as nature correcting itself so that the world makes sense. But only if we rise up and take them back.
tl;dr park in curbside pickup spots/expectant mother spots. Double park if possible. These dregs apparently need three spaces' worth of space for each vehicle.
