Is Chris "getting better"?

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Chris is a hideous so-called Shrek looking transsexual who wears gaudy Goodwill clothing, smells like hobos screwing watermelons and has little regard for human nor animal lest they can serve his whim to some degree. So no, he's not getting better. Is he in jail yet?
Chris deserves nothing less than a live-tv execution by firing squad for his crimes.
 
Chris will always be Chris, but personally post-tomgirl Christine is a vast improvement in terms of her dysfunction, and she generally seems happier, with a few exceptions (gamestop employee assult).

1) Christine is getting out and attending social events, she still complains about being lonely and remains isolated in terms of actual friendships goes, but being social is a vast improvement.

2. ) Fashion sense has improved. She dresses like a tranny, and it's quite atrocious, but surprisingly I've seen worse in terms of transgender people with the exception of a few articles of clothing (MLP sunglasses). Keep in mind that it's quite common for transgender people to go through a phase where they wear clothes that aren't exactly.. the best due to the fact that nobody has told them how to dress as their preferred gender, most learn through trial and error. Keeping in mind that it's christine then the fashion is perhaps the best it's going to get, but it's a vast improvement to the striped sweatshirt she constantly wore.

3.) A lot of the posts after the death of bob showed signs of depression, and there weren't a lot of lolcow moments in that time.

4.) Christine has shown signs of rebellion against Barb, who I would guess that her over-protectiveness and possible emotional abuse is one of the reasons why she's the way she is. This is a definite plus.
 
This would require a bold conclusion: that Chris no longer practically feral.

I don't think we can come to any definitive conclusions until we have stronger evidence that he has at least become potty-trained.

I would hope that Chris is no longer a pants-shitter, but without proof I have to assume he's still not potty trained, just like I have to assume Chris is still filling his house with dog excrement. The only notable difference now is that he went bowling with some gal pals who he met on his own at Impulse (I think) and some girl at the 'con he went to was willing to stand beside him in a YouTube video. That leads me to think Chris is behaving much better in social situations. He was left alone at a booth at the Pride Day event, though. If he was truly improving his social skills I would think he might've had at least one friend from Impulse to hang out with there.
 
Of course Chris isn't potty trained, what else could you have thought?
He doesn't wear miniskirts just to be a tomgirl, he wears then going commando so he can drop shits as he walks along, just like a horse on the street, it works far better than just shitting your pants.
 
Chris isn't constantly staring at my tits. He's not stroking my back talking about "hmm yeh, my mommy loves dis strong massage...".

Perhaps Chris should get one of these for his next purchase:

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I would've said no until I saw how she handled ADF today. I'm actually quite impressed by how she's taking shit in her stride that would've triggered volleys of curse-ye-ha-me-has and a meltdown on Facebook not too long ago. Christine's growing up, and I'm genuinely happy for her.

I hate to break it to you but that wasn't real.
 
In a phrase: yes, but very slowly.


Chris, as hard and possibly disturbing as it may be to believe, IS human. Shocking I know.

One of the defining traits of a human, is their innate propensity to be constantly socialized (in the sociological sense) by those around them.

Chris is autistic as fuck, so socialization is slow to effect him, but not impossible, the fact that Chris was so heavily socialized by advertisements and television is proof enough of that.

However slow Chris may be socialized, he is infact still being influence judt as you and I are. Chris has started to shun the dying Barb, thus deminishing the degree of toxic influence she is having on him. In hand with this, is the fact the Chris is being exposed to new people at Impulse, and has developed a group of "friends" that are acting much like a collective agent of socialization, socializing Chris in a preferable manner.

By limiting Barb's socialization of Chris and increasing the influence of the Impulse socialization, Chris has learnt new (read: basic) social skills (such as don't touch people, don't ram your face into their chest, et cetera), and new attitudes (Chris has a more relaxed view on alcohol, possibly weed, and the LGTBQ community), that, while are only slight to moderate improvements, ARE real improvements.

Chris is getting better, if extremely slowly, thanks to certain agents of socilization in his life, and the phasing out of Barb as a sociological factor in his life.

Its easy to pretend Chris is incapable of improving himself, but people who are far worse than Chris have improved themselves. I'm not even saying Chris is getting better that fast, but you can't rationally say he isn't improving at all. He'll always be Chris, he'll always be autistic as fuck, but he can and has improved.

TL;DR: Chris is a autistic as fuck, but is slowly getting better.
 
He's insane, but he is currently less of a danger to himself and others. I say currently. It wouldn't take much for him to revert back. Finding a hobby that occupies a lot of his time has been the best thing. Anything that keeps him away from the public.
 
Chris isn't getting any better you fools! Comparatively it just looks that way, because ADF is getting WORSE!
 
Chris isn't getting any better you fools! Comparatively it just looks that way, because ADF is getting WORSE!
This is kind of an interesting point. Given some of the awful lolcows out there, if Chris were discovered today, I wonder if he'd have achieved anything like his 2007 level of notoriety. Compared to ADF or Nick Bate, Chris is pretty mild.

What I'm saying is, society is collapsing and we're all doomed oh god oh god.
 
This is kind of an interesting point. Given some of the awful lolcows out there, if Chris were discovered today, I wonder if he'd have achieved anything like his 2007 level of notoriety. Compared to ADF or Nick Bate, Chris is pretty mild.

Doubtful, Chris is relatively tame he was also discovered early on and proved incredibly easy to troll that's whats lead to what we have today, but I also think the community has changed a little in how it approaches cows "We have had our fill" so to speak with Chris and now we look for more shocking / deviant in our cows.
 
Doubtful, Chris is relatively tame he was also discovered early on and proved incredibly easy to troll that's whats lead to what we have today, but I also think the community has changed a little in how it approaches cows "We have had our fill" so to speak with Chris and now we look for more shocking / deviant in our cows.
Now Chris is basically an honorary kiwi
 
The homophobia apology was a tremendous step in the right direction, but for me there's one thing Chris has yet to do to convince me he's genuinely turned over a new leaf: forgive Megan, Walsh, and Snyder. Because last we saw he still hated them, and was torturing their Lego figurines.
 
The homophobia apology was a tremendous step in the right direction, but for me there's one thing Chris has yet to do to convince me he's genuinely turned over a new leaf: forgive Megan, Walsh, and Snyder. Because last we saw he still hated them, and was torturing their Lego figurines.

There is nothing to forgive. He wronged them, not the other way around. I believe you mean he should admit it and apologize to them as a sign of sincerity.
 
The homophobia apology was a tremendous step in the right direction, but for me there's one thing Chris has yet to do to convince me he's genuinely turned over a new leaf: forgive Megan, Walsh, and Snyder. Because last we saw he still hated them, and was torturing their Lego figurines.
You seem to be under the entirely wrong impression that Chris even remembers the conflict involving those people. He does not. That, combined with Barb's blatant lies that Chris is too fucking stupid to see past, Chris won't be apologizing any time soon. This is about as good as we'll get, until Barb dies and Chris starts thinking critically.
 
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