Is cheeseburger pizza stupid?

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Ground beef and chicken are shitty pizza toppings. Ground beef makes pizza greasy and soggy and chicken just feels wrong.
 
Here's my favorite pizza. I take a large cheese pizza and top it with totinos party pizzas and top those with tiny bagel bites pizzas.
 
Back in the day I worked at a mom and pop pizza place that made a cheeseburger pizza:

16" Regular style crust, use ketchup, mustard and mayo as sauce.
Add 6 slices of yellow American cheese
Cook 8oz ground beef and 1 cup onions on the grill, add to pizza
Top with shredded mozz
Cook in pizza oven for 7-8 minutes
Box it, slice it, top with shredded lettuce, chopped tomatoes and pickles.
We would sell 5 to 15 of these monsters every Friday night. $23.99 in 2015 dollars.

I fucking hated them so much.

BBQ chicken is meh. Too sweet and often too much sauce.
 
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The best pizza I've had in my life had bolognese sauce instead of regular tomato sauce. So I imagine a cheeseburger pizza must be amazing. In fact, I may try making my own one day. Maybe I'll use lean ground beef instead of burger patties and add some cheddar cheese on top.

Edit: I just remembered, I saw an interesting take on the cheeseburger pizza on Facebook a few years ago. It was a big cheeseburger with two regular-sized pizzas instead of buns.
 
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there was a big stretch where I'd abuse the "team wins and get 50% off!" from Papa Johns
if you got it hard baked thin crust square cut it was more of a thinbread nacho thing and really removed from the question of if it was good _pizza_
similarly gimmick pizzas like cheeseburger are fun but not good as a pizza 24/7
 
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