Is Bigfoot real?

[Not Jewish Wario]

If you believe in Bigfoot, please explain why it hasn't been found yet.

 

[R00T]

yes and he scares me. who needs proof if he scares me.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

He's real to me.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Same reasons why Nessie (The Loch Ness Monster) hasn't been found yet.

• Blurry photo taken of monster in question
• Researchers go to area to find said monster
• Come back empty handed due to various reasons (e.g. Murky/Cloudy water can't see good)
• Randomly they DO find something that looks like it could be proof (footprint, skeleton) but it's later debunked
• "ItS A mYsTeRy! OOOHHH Spoopy!" legend is still "unsolved"
• Repeat from bullet-point 1

 

[King Fructose]

Bigfoot is a fictional being made up by foot fetishists who want to be dominated by a mythical creature with big feet.

 

[Red Hood]

He exists, he just wants to be left alone to watch his stories.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

yes, and he tried to eat my ass once...

 

[Charles P. Scene]

I always thought Bigfoot was just a furry who didn't have the heart to break it to us.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

How about a Bigfoot up your ass?

 

[Pixy]

No, but this L + Ratio is.

 

[Shidoen]

Bigfoot is a fictional being made up by foot fetishists who want to be dominated by a mythical creature with big feet.

@snailslime you need to stop leaking those feet pics, people are being called conspiracy theorists by the media.