Is Batman circumcised?

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He wasn't until that time the Joker caught him...

"No, Joker! I'll lose an unknowable amount of sensation if you remove my foreskin! Don't do it Joker!" he pleaded as the scalpel wielded by the clown prince of crime drew closer.

"Hoho, Batman! But think of the hygiene benefits! Hahaha! Don't you know the ladies prefer it based on polls, hmmm? Mazel Tov, Batman... just think of this as your... BAT-MITZVAH! Hahaha!" the Joker laughed as the blade came ever closer.

Will Batman escape unwanted adult circumcision? Is the Joker an accredited Rabbi? Will Batman's smegma issues be resolved? Find out next time at the same bat time on the same bat thread!
 
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It's my understanding every male born in the US gets circumcised.

Batman was canonically portrayed as circumcised in Batman: Damned, which caused outrage due to the sad reality of Israeli government domination over US policy causing general rise in anti-semitism. DC quickly covered up the offending member in subsequent prints.
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Professor G. Raff said:
He wasn't until that time the Joker caught him...

"No, Joker! I'll lose an unknowable amount of sensation if you remove my foreskin! Don't do it Joker!" he pleaded as the scalpel wielded by the clown prince of crime drew closer.

"Hoho, Batman! But think of the hygiene benefits! Hahaha! Don't you know the ladies prefer it based on polls, hmmm? Mazel Tov, Batman... just think of this as your... BAT-MITZVAH! Hahaha!" the Joker laughed as the blade came ever closer.

Will Batman escape unwanted adult circumcision? Is the Joker an accredited Rabbi? Will Batman's smegma issues be resolved? Find out next time at the same bat time on the same bat thread!
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Professor G. Raff said:
Find out next time at the same bat time on the same bat thread!
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No... Batman didn't escape and the Joker had no medical or rabbi knowledge. He... actually fucked up batman's penis pretty bad beyond just a botched circumcision. It was actually really horrific... the Joker even did that gross rabbi thing where he sucked the blood off Batman's penis and he likely had herpes. Batman had to go through hours of surgery and they salvaged what they could, but Bruce Wayne couldn't just walk into a hospital with his mutilated genitals lest he give away his identity so the bat family did the best they could... though even the best surgeons in the world would have struggled to save what was left after the Joker's butchery. Batman has actually been really depressed lately... on top of the fact he can no longer use the bathroom properly which frequently results in accidents on crime fighting outings any chance of a meaningful relationship was lost on the edge of the Joker's un-sterilized knife. He's at the lowest point of his life since the death of his parents, actually.

I'm... I'm sorry you had to find out this way, bat fans.
 
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