Is $11 a variable or what?

[stares at error messages]

nobody wants to hire an anxiety-prone lesbian transwoman whose Google Search shows a sex doll-humping gif and my bare behind sitting on an $11 cake

Doesn't that mean that 11 is a variable?

 

[Grub]

Sure...it could have been a $10 cake or even a $12 cake.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Sacrifices aren't forgotten easily- not are tragedies.

 

[Solid Snek]

Techncially it's being used as an adjective there, but if you were a computer or an autist, then yes, you could say that it's a variable.

 

[Penis Drager]

I believe it would be a constant, actually.

 

[Solid Snek]

I believe it would be a constant, actually.

I doubt anyone would pay $11 for the cake after it got sat on, though. They'd either pay way less, or pay way more - either way, variable.