Invitation System (August 2021)

[SpessCaptain]

Finally, I can sell my exclusive account on ebay for money now.

 

[WeDrinkRitalin]

This shoulda been done the moment that the drama went down. Good job! I can't create any invites tho they must be broken?

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

Is everybody able to access the invitation page? I don't think I am able to see the secret board but I'm able to click the link and get on the invitation page (with 0 invites though). Maybe the link is the problem for all the confusion because everybody can access it, although it should't be possible?

 

[deepFriedBaka]

Nice.

As an offtopic, how do you get the "Post-Merge" user bar?

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

make every registration 10 dollars. that'll stop 'em!

That'd be something awful.

Alright, that joke has been made 27 times already, I'm a faggot. It's still good to stop the flood, and personally I won't invite anyone cause I don't want anyone I know to know I frequent this place.

 

[Fireman Sam]

imagine inviting someone you know outside of KF to the forums, Sneed.

 

[mister meaner]

Nice.

As an offtopic, how do you get the "Post-Merge" user bar?

Its auto for people who signed up AFTER the merge. I'm curious to know if it's permanent or temporary, I assume temp?

 

[Testicular Manslaugther]

There's literally not a single living soul that I know that I'll ever tell about the Farms. You faggots are dead to me if anyone asks. Permanent burn notice. Glowie principles.

 

[Recursive Phoenix]

Looks like I picked a good time to make an account

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Let's be real, not seeing the secret board isn't that much of a loss.
At least the Super Ultra Double Secret Mason Board has some fun stuff going on.

 

[Danke]

selling kiwifarms invites 10gp

 

[Quartermaster]

wts fresh clean kfacc

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

Who did you invite today?

 

[The Wokest]

Oh man I can finally stop being poor, I can sell Kiwi Farms invitations on ebay for $1300 a piece.
Thanks Null!

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

Fuck off glowniggers we're full, you can crash on the cow board if you want

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

lol as if I want anyone irl to know I use this website.

 

[Umaru Doma]

Bold assumption that the friends of the average kiwi farms user will be better than the post-merge crowd.

 

[Satina]

Damn, if only I had friends.

>invite IRL friend to KF
>friend makes a thread about you in Lolcows

 

[semiurgent]

"Hey friend! I know I seem normal in person, but want to see how pathologically fascinated I am with freaks and degenerates? Follow the link!"

 

[lil retard]

Kick anyone who joined in the last year out.

Make KF great again.