Invitation System (August 2021)

[Near]

Now?

 

[DiceindaMirror]

Now that we're an exclusive club, could next merch run be Secret Kiwi Message Decoder Rings?

This. I want to send you guys messages like "Drink more Fanta." and "Cope. Seethe. Dilate."

 

[teriyakiburns]

Who would be retarded enough to pay to use this shithole?

Can we pay with kiwi silver?

 

[TV's Adam West]

@Scarlett Johansson you wanna join this site where we laugh at retards

 

[Terrifik]

Who would be retarded enough to pay to use this shithole?

Make it $20 donation on his

Mad at the Internet

Don't get mad, let me do it for you.

madattheinternet.gumroad.com

 

[Old Fart]

Who would be retarded enough to pay to use this shithole?

True & Honest Fans perhaps?

 

[kiwifarmsfan1]

I have no plans to invite anybody, but was just testing things out.

Secret board I assume?

Six months old account:

Can't create invitation

Maybe the per day max needs to be set to 10?

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Make the invites for True and Honest only.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Days late, dollars short.

 

[Deez Nuts]

Gonna be selling my invites on ebay. We already know weens are willing to at least pay $10 plus more to post on a board.

 

[Rungle]

people without an invite are missing out on exclusive shitposting to the max

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If only I have friends to invite

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

I am never admitting to anybody that I have an account here. I love you guys but I have a family and a business.

 

[ManyFaces]

Finally

 

[Botched Tit Job]

I couldn't get an invite to dead journal back in 2006, but now I'm the one with the invite power.

It's a shame I don't have friends.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Does this mean there will be fewer spazes on A&H?

 

[kcbbq]

Where in the fuck did you get that idea? It's a forum for laughs, not a multi-level marketing scheme. Yet.

Whoosh?

 

[kiwifarmsfan1]

Closer to working, maybe? Have you consulted the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Honestly the 5 dollar registration fee is a fucking brilliant idea.

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

Go into account details and there should be a section that says “refer member”, it still doesn't work though.