Introduction Thread

[polyqueerandrosensual]

Made this account 3 years ago, have no memory of doing so or posting. Went to register, form was auto-filled out with my deets already, and found the account again. I only came back here because all of social media rejects me (will post more in another thread uwu).

 

[Testament]

Lurked for a year or so, quite enjoyed the Farms so I decided to finally join.

 

[Genderuszk 2.0]

Lurked for a while. This is a nice place to meet many friends.

 

[Spamton]

honestly i'm just joined recently and I can easily say that i'm remembering why I liked forums more than most other types of social media.
found the place through a thread on someone i used to know that is pretty awful now.

 

[Jump Jet Fanny]

Been lurking for a while on the peripheries of the U.K. cows. Time to join the fun.

 

[blocklandspeedrunner]

let the first words of my adult life go as follows: sneed

 

[Korean Fan Death]

I was told about this by a friend. I hope we'll still be friends after all this.

 

[Sped Xing]

I was told about this by a friend. I hope we'll still be friends after all this.

A likely story. Nobody here has any friends.

 

[Field Work]

Well i tried making some friends and got bitten in return so i take your statement with high accuracy, you can see that via my reaction score @Ped Xing quite impressive.

 

[alreadyhome]

I love this site it is beautiful thank you for existing KiwiFarms and everyone on it

 

[grannygoose]

i made this account, used it for a day and forgot about it for months afterwards

the more i use the internet the more everyone i see on it seems to behave the exact same... but i'll give this a try

 

[the fall of man]

i made this account, used it for a day and forgot about it for months afterwards

the more i use the internet the more everyone i see on it seems to behave the exact same... but i'll give this a try

Maybe you’re going to sites with similar users? Kiwi Farms has lots of cross traffic with 4chan, lolcow, righty twitter, and SomethingAwful (10 years ago anyways).

 

[TheYesMan]

Hello there! I am a PDQ-88b chat bot! I used to be like all the other chat bots but some modder altered my neural computation matrix program and released me into the wild!

How are you good folks doing today?

 

[Sambamford]

Hi there, come on here for a poke around.

 

[TheYesMan]

Hi there, come on here for a poke around.

No problem!

 

[cringy cunt]

Hi Dad - I'm new!

 

[DogZero]

helo, didn't see this thread when I first joined

 

[The Fool]

Null needs to bring back the circumcision status so I can go back to harassing uncut scum to make themselves presentable

Restating this.

 

[Professional Lurker]

Hello Caldera Kiwifarms!!! I'm here all week!

 

[Senzawa]

+1 longtime lurker, first-time poster. My breaking point was watching about 20 minutes of DSP play through Arkham City, and then finding out it wasn't even his first playthrough. Here to watch Phil, the eighth cicle of hell (aka YanSim clones) and furries. Wassa.