Introduction Thread

[Dingfield]

Hey y'all. After lurking for ages I've finally gave in to sign up. I'll try to contribute whenever I can.

 

[SN 385]

Another lurker eventually succumbs to the farms; I (unfortunately) frequent tumblr a lot so if I ever stop being a lazy jackass it'll probs be in the lolcow cult forum

 

[Arabella]

Long time lurker, first time poster. I've had my account for a while and finally got the urge to start participating. I probably won't post much but I'll join into discussions every once in a while.

 

[Shrike]

Have been lurking for a week or so, got drawn in by tumblrinas (Learned that the drama I loved watching there was loved here, too). Kat, Springtrap, Vade and DD are among my favorites. I also love classic tumblrinas like sexselector "Windmills cause period pain".

I also really like birds.

 

[NeverHappened]

I'm not a lurker. I came here because of fascination with demented communities.

 

[Box of Shame]

Hi everybody. I've been lurking for a week or two. I love lolcow ridiculousness so this is the place for me. I probably won't post too often, or maybe I will post a bit more on down the road. Right now I am amazed at the amount of material to feast upon. That will keep my busy for some time.

 

[Qualm]

Howdy, my name is qualm. Ive been lurking around for a few days decided to sign up and see what Kiwi Farms had to offer. After having disneyfan01 added on facebook and knowing her backstory which ultimately led me to this site. You'll definitely see me post from time to time.

Thanks!

 

[Bluebird]

Hello, everybody. I'm here because i enjoy reading about autistic losers on the internet.

 

[uwuwu]

Hi. ^ ^

 

[Operator Kyoko Sakura]

A big hello to all the fellow new spergs here, I hope you enjoy your stay here at the farms.

 

[GG Allin]

I hate Tumblr and that's why I'm here.

 

[female heavy]

mandatory hello post

 

[©®™]

Hello Im new,I like to doodle crap and do doodlez about lolcows.

 

[Fiddleford]

I've already made a few posts but might as well say hello regardless. I've been lurking for months and while I'm not all that interested in tumblr politics I am a frequent tumblr-er and do come across some wackos now and then, so figured I might as well help document them for the amusement of myself and others.

 

[Owen Grady]

Hello.

I'd been lurking for a while and recently decided to just join in the fun and get an account. I may or may not post very often depending on current happenings here or within my occupation. Regardless, I'm excited to begin and I hope any insight I might have into the minds of any particularly eccentric individuals may be of interest.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Hello everyone.

I'm a nine-year 4chan veteran and I've been watching CWC with fascinated horror since 2007 or so.

I enjoy being anonymous and won't post much, but it's nice to meet new like-minded people regardless.

 

[Joan Nyan]

Y'all should know me by now but if not just know that those who dislike me, dislike me for a good reason.

New users: you'll find out why in ~6 months.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Y'all should know me by now but if not just know that those who dislike me, dislike me for a good reason.

New users: you'll find out why in ~6 months.

you haven't done any real shitposting in like 5 months you just pretend to be a tranny in inner circle. Step up your game brother.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Hello. Thought it was time to stop lurking without an account.

You're all intelligent and beautiful.

 

[Dongle Shaman]

Good fuck. Lurking through a couple threads on here has been a harrowing experience. High time I joined up.

Put me in, coach, I'm ready!