🐱 Introducing ‘boner culture’

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https://www.dailydot.com/parsec/gamergate-boner-culture-mortal-kombat-11/

Step aside feminists, there’s a new culture war on the horizon. Meet “boner culture,” where everything has to be about cis men’s erections.

The term was coined by none other than Gamergate “journalist” William Usher, tweeting for his blog One Angry Gamer. Over the weekend, Usher penned a post on Mortal Kombat 11’s Jade, criticizing game developer NetherRealm Studios for making the recurring character “fully covered up just like the other women on the roster” to make sure she won’t “tantalize men.” He went on to break down Jade’s new look in all of her unexposed glory, analyzing just how NetherRealm has let down Mortal Kombat’s biggest fans: horny gamers.

“As you can see, they gave her a zombified skin tone and made sure that there is zero cleavage on display,” Usher explained. “Her boobs are duly shrunk, and not only does she have boob armor on but she has an undersuit on underneath that, so you literally cannot see anything.”

Tragic. When the story hit Twitter under the headline “Mortal Kombat 11 Adds Jade To The Roster, Who Is Fully Covered Up And Lacking Sex Appeal,” the story wasn’t received well, as most Mortal Kombat fans generally prefer to play the game as opposed to masturbate to it.

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The negative responses weren’t lost on Usher, and as criticisms poured in, he doubled-down on his original point. After one Twitter user pointed out that Mortal Kombat 11 has a costume selection system, Usher jumped in to defend his piece by arguing on behalf of “boner culture,” the most important of all gamer cultures.

“The verdict is still out on whether [or] not [the developers] added any sexy-time gear pieces to the game,” Usher tweeted on Feb. 18. “For the sake of boner culture, hopefully the sexy outfits are still a viable option via the gear customization.”

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The response was swift. By Wednesday morning, Usher had already scored a ratio of 75 replies to 10 retweets and 35 likes. Twitter user @9_volt_, who regularly makes fun of Gamergate, shared Usher’s tweet one day later, scoring over 5,000 retweets and 20,900 likes.

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Twitter quickly took @9_volt_’s side and joined in on the fun.

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For the record, Usher appears unfazed by the backlash. While responding to a dunk that called his tweet “an almost ironic joke,” he responded, “there ain’t nothing ironic about boner culture.” One day after the initial “boner culture” tweet, Usher also published an article saying Warner Brothers and “SJW journalists” are “buttblasted” over the controversy.

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As for whether Usher actually believes in “boner culture,” who knows. @9_volt_ explained to the DailyDot that he has “had fun mocking [Usher’s] site for years now,” but even he is confused if the “boner culture” statement is serious or just a creepy joke.

“If you look at the history of his website it is not that hard to believe that he was being serious,” @9_volt_ told the Daily Dot over DM. “But if I had to guess, I would say he was trying to be funny and failed miserably. Or succeeded, depending on how you look at it.”

The Daily Dot reached out to Usher for comment and is awaiting his response.
 
Are ladyboners part of boner culture?
I mean, I've certainly gotten one over several characters in my gaming life, like Kratos, Dante, Basch, Auron, and Castlevania's Alucard.
 
Are ladyboners part of boner culture?
I mean, I've certainly gotten one over several characters in my gaming life, like Kratos, Dante, Basch, Auron, and Castlevania's Alucard.
It should be. In the glorious boner future, there will be sexual pandering for all (2) genders.
Also for guyboners it's not gay if it's Alucard
 
Men creating sexy female characters is nothing new, just like how women write muscular, unnaturally romantic male characters in their raunchy novels. Both sexes have unrealistic ideals.

It is annoying though that sex has to be implemented in a lot of things in order for them to sell.

It is unhealthy to get wrapped up in big booby fantasies, you'll end up sad and alone or with a fat chick.
 
Men creating sexy female characters is nothing new, just like how women write muscular, unnaturally romantic male characters in their raunchy novels. Both sexes have unrealistic ideals.

It is annoying though that sex has to be implemented in a lot of things in order for them to sell.

It is unhealthy to get wrapped up in big booby fantasies, you'll end up sad and alone or with a fat chick.
Hey don't kinkshame, you silly puritan.
 
Is this what journalism is now? Pasting twitter screenshots about some nonissue brought up by some random jerkoff? On top of that it's so blatantly biased, what the fuck is this profession anymore
 

Men creating sexy female characters is nothing new, just like how women write muscular, unnaturally romantic male characters in their raunchy novels. Both sexes have unrealistic ideals.

It is annoying though that sex has to be implemented in a lot of things in order for them to sell.

It is unhealthy to get wrapped up in big booby fantasies, you'll end up sad and alone or with a fat chick.
If you’re going to create fictional characters why not make some super idealised?
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X3SBkgZtvXc

If you’re going to create fictional characters why not make some super idealised?
Depends entirely on the fiction. It's inappropriate for some stories and settings, appropriate for others. Bikini armor and huge pauldrons works for Warcraft. It wouldn't work in Game of Thrones.

Mortal Kombat is pulpy kungfu fantasy though so it's definitely closer to the bikini armor end of things.
 
Depends entirely on the fiction. It's inappropriate for some stories and settings, appropriate for others. Bikini armor and huge pauldrons works for Warcraft. It wouldn't work in Game of Thrones.
The former was created by a pizza delivery man who really liked Warhammer and just ripped it off the parts he liked, the other was created by an english professor who was also prolific writer in multiple fields.
:thinking:

I don't have a point, other than I think Chris Metzen's career was very undeserved and his ego is too big for his "work."
 
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