🗑️ Trashfire Internet Bloodsports Aftermath - The neverending Mexican drama of wannabe e-celebs and their detractors

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Also Kraut dropping some roasts on Andy chat:
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He went from hosting that debate between Sargon and Spencer to scraping the barrel with Geekthulu and Anal Vape while getting roasted by Kraut of all people. He dreamed of becoming the next Joe Rogan only to wake up as Britney Spears at her lowest (he even has her haircut from back then ffs).
 
Yesterday Andy popped on Vamp's stream and was told by Joy how he is turning into Geekthulu's tool:

During said stream @zum (Gs) popped up on /cow/ cyclical again to boast about other people being butthurt and being a master on tech just to be mocked off the thread again:
http://archive.is/EhqfX

And in other less relevant news Kumite returned to Tonka's channel.

Edit: And now Andy is hosting a tard fight between the unbeatable wrestling champion of the internet and the rejected discord fag hunting for e-fame:
What a bunch of winners!
 
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That was... an experience. If every IBS episode was like that I might've got into that.
Unfortunately, such levels of reeetardation are only possible for maybe one or two streams. After that, the shtick gets old.
 
To give a summary of the latest stream and some happenings around it: Andy was initially starting to address the Geekthulu situation, but the highlight was Anal Vape getting gangbanged by the other guests and the screaming match between Tonka and Diogenes.

The aforementioned screaming match between Diogenes and Tonka was a spectacle to behold. While Tonka managed to be an even more autistic hothead than Queen of Pole at his worst, Diogenes meanwhile was not only screaming but literally crying from pent but butthurt over meaningless internet 'tism and shit no sane person can be bothered to care about. As Diogenes was continuing to sperg on and on, Andy eventually had enough and decided to mute him.

As the slapfight went nowhere, Tonka eventually left and claimed victory over both Anal Vape and Diogenes and added two additional victories to his never ending winning streak of meaningless internet tard fights. Or as my people would say: The fool takes pride in which the wise man is ashamed of.

Speaking of being ashamed of and other shameful disprays, Anal Vape got anally annihilated over Andy cleaning house by banning some of his fellow Discord buddies in the server. Later, in a similar delusional vain to Tonka, he claimed victory over the redskin. Or as a wise man once said:
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To Anal Vape's credit he didn't nearly throw as much of a tantrum in the chat as Greatest Goyim when Andy took his wrench away.

And finally, the stream was noted to be such a beautiful disaster that Andy ended up being mocked by Kraut of all people for the second time this week. On a personal note I think that after everything that happened it is safe to say that Andy either needs professional help ASAP or be pronounced as legally retarded by the Canadian government.
 
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Question, You said something yesterday to Thomas Ellington about buying into your larping? Didn't KoP run some dox server?
Okay so to clarify, All the information regarding KoP was a lie? Did people just use him as a shield to do all this autism? It'd be hilarious to me if he was actually innocent for once in the drama :story:
Tonka needs a thread now after all of this haha
Might be a good reason to someone have a thread here tbh.
 
Does anyone else think this is the most boring thing ever? "Oh somebody said stuff about someone else."
Who cares really. Manufactured drama.

It reminds me of all the shit that was happening with Leafy, Keemstar, and that whole cast of characters back in 2016. In a few months (by the start of 2019, and that's being rather generous) when the last embers of the fire started by the Kraut drama burn out, it's going to be really interesting re-evaluating the last several months in a broader context.
 
It reminds me of all the shit that was happening with Leafy, Keemstar, and that whole cast of characters back in 2016. In a few months (by the start of 2019, and that's being rather generous) when the last embers of the fire started by the Kraut drama burn out, it's going to be really interesting re-evaluating the last several months in a broader context.
Apt comparison.
I remember that and not caring about it at the time too. Leafy hasn't posted a video in months or used his twitter in a year; I didn't even care enough to look into what Keemstar is up to now. They were boring individuals with boring drama.
I don't know who Kraut is or what the drama was with him either. But it doesn't seem worthwhile.
 
Might be a good reason to someone have a thread here tbh.
@SagatAlwaysWins has a thread already. It looks like he was a Queen of Poz sockpuppet.

@SagatAlwaysWins / @Bryan Dunn, I know you're wanking out all your sons over that @Null comment on your profile page, so sit-up, raise your hands above your head and read this:

I legit thought you were a completely dead cow, I even told dear leader (and others) about that in chat, and like, no one posted in your thread for weeks at a time, and none of the posts that were made gained any traction since the Metokur thing happened, everything was fucking boring, so why would you fuck it up again? Not only that, you also managed to commit the exact. same. mistake. you made when you 1st socked on here.. Whiteknighting yourself instead of just cutting your losses and simply moving on from this eCeleb bullshit.

You still with me? Keep that right hand above your shoulders.. Matter of fact, keep your left hand above your shoulders too, can't take any chances..

All this is ample evidence that you are in fact a lolcow, one that's got a far greater quantity of lolmilk than anyone you ever tried to use KF as a personal army against. The page counts alone say this, you have far exceeded @BSV 's page count (not to mention his thread is deservedly closed), you have almost double the page count of Jonathan Ross's, with this one being far more content-dense too.

Buddy, this is gonna be probably my last interaction with you (I hope), life moves on and brings newer cows, and to be honest, there's no sport in it for me anymore, your sock was suspected at the very moment you first posted with it, and confirmed when you tagged me in your prior post, not to mention the fact that no one wants to feed your humiliation fetish anyways, that's why it took so long for people to cyberbowl you.

Farewell, space autist, you gave me some great laughs, and I wanted to get that out of my system. Now I'll just go grab the acid to wash my brain while you.. get to business I guess.

AFAIK, Kiwi Farms is a prohibited link in Reddit, you could get banned over it, or is that depending on the subreddit?

Even bots managed to figure out Bryan's tell. :story:
 
Does anyone else think this is the most boring thing ever? "Oh somebody said stuff about someone else."
Who cares really. Manufactured drama.
Yeah this is like a mexican telenovel with a cast of 60+ underdeveloped characters, lots of threads were suggested since the conception of the original thread, but since then I think the only one that came to fruition was Aydin's for completely unrelated reasons (there was also Corinne but that one was a bit forced).

The more I stare at that cyclical thread on /cow/, the more it stares back at me, always the same thing on repeat: Overused anti-skeptic memes, couple of tards still whiteknighting JF, some dude getting paranoia with a @theralph shill on the thread, the 2 same IDs trying to make @zum throw a tantrum, butthurt discord faggots trying to bring back some irrelevant drama and etc.

Times on the past it was even suggested a IBS related subforum, but besides the idea being originally suggested by the completely wrong person (Bryan), how things are now doesn't even make sense, I can't even see a properly working subforum where Sargon of Akkad and Richard Spencer shares the same spotlight with Bryan Dunn, Corinne and Butthurt discord faggot #351.

@SagatAlwaysWins has a thread already. It looks like he was a Queen of Poz sockpuppet.

meh, knew that already, I like to be subtle sometimes, it is just funny for me that we only know of the 10k+ words Tonkasaw thread because KoP originally suggested.
 
The TL;DR is that they are all internet personalities who used there 15 minutes of fame to run low rent Jerry Springer Streams that would go on for 5 hours with nothing happening with about 30 minutes of it being something entertaining. The best thing to come out of it is the cat fighting.

They all turned on each other in a matter of a month and have been continuing to fight like a divorced couple. It's mostly now devovled into a dick mesuring contest about who's failed channel is bigger then whos.

I haven't kept up with the Internet Bloodsport/Kumite for awhile, they disbanded? What caused them to turn on each other?
 
I haven't kept up with the Internet Bloodsport/Kumite for awhile, they disbanded? What caused them to turn on each other?

This post by @Fougaro is pretty good but a bit outdated:
Things turned out more or less how Tommy C predicted: They all drowned in their own venom.

  • JF made a casting couch called "The Public Space" which eventually became a proper podcast after he got himself some tradthot as a co-host. He's doing pretty solid at the moment averaging around 1K views if I'm not mistaken. You know things are bad when someone like JF walked away with the least amount of dirt on him.
  • Tonka has been spilling his spaghetti all over the place as of late more than an Italian restaurant during an earthquake. He was in particular losing his marbles over some Discordfags he dubbed as the "Anime Mafia". Meanwhile some interesting allegations have been floating around considering Tonka both regarding his credentials and him as a person (him being a fake wrestler, his dad being a convicted sex criminal, him being wheelchair bound etc.). With a lot of misinformation around it is hard to say what is true and what not. One thing almost everyone can agree upon is that Tonka has been such a massive hotheaded sped lately that a thread on him would be an excellent addition to the roster.
  • The aforementioned "Anime Mafia" is a broad umbrella term used for some Discord randos that have been a-logging Tonka for a while. Some of its "members" (for the lack of a better term) include our very on @Tewi and @Aqua. They have been making Tonka losing his shit left and right, sometimes even resulting in some genuine lulz. A TL;DR on the whole situation would be if you imagined Tonka as DarksydePhil and the "Anime Mafia" as the Sons of Kojima who do almost Kraut and Tea levels of dumb Discord ops.
  • After Failure's channel got a strike, Andy decided to temporarily host the Morning Kumite on his channel. As the Kumite was a zombie at that point (they resorted to having the Mayo King on ffs) and Andy's channel still hemorrhaging subs since his breakup with JF, all three of them eventually decided to finally put the Morning Kumite out of its misery. Andy and Failure made a stream where they officially buried the Kumite while Tonka initially didn't participate because he thought goodbye streams are gay. When Andy invited Zoom of all people all hell broke lose which culminated and Tonka having a chimpout with Andy. @Grand Lunar did in my opinion a good summary on how things went down between Tonka and Andy. Needless to say Tonka became another bridge Andy burned.
  • Andy has been trying to restart Warski Live twice and failed miserably. After he got the conspiracy loon Jay Dyer as a co-host Warski Live was more or less reborn at his third attempt. The audience has warmed up to Andy again, but they are still shrinking and his channel is still dying. He did okay when he had the tradthot Lauren Southern on but I tend to be pessimistic when you have below 1,000 viewers while having people like Sean Stone and Jim Goad as guests. Atheism-is-Unstoppable of all fucking people did a good summary. He does some call-ins on his Purple Dragon streams where some really weird people are suddenly sucking up to him after his breakup with Tonka.
  • Tonka is meanwhile doing some Kumite Light with El Rariachi and Ian Miles Cheong on VampCandy's channel, averaging between 400-500 live viewers and almost half of the chat's participants being mods. It's sperging about random shit more or less what the Kumite used to bee before the IBS fad. Needless to say both Andy and Tonka retreated to their respective hugboxes. Failure meanwhile is doing his Failure in the Morning again. He said he'd eventually come as a guest on Tonka's new/old Kumite but not in the near future.
  • Ralph is still doing his Killstream. It's doing pretty okay at the time of me writing this post. He recently had Dick Masterson, @Null and Jim as guests where they were all making fun of Corinne.
  • Speaking of Metokur, Jim turned out to be the smartest by making a fuckton of Shekels out of his two Metocasts. That motherfucker became Scrooge McDuck simply by outing KingOfPol as a literal massive faggot and by letting a bunch of speds be their natural selves on his show.
That's pretty much it so far.
As of recent Failure returned to Kumite, Warski lost his co-host Jay Dyer by mid-june and let his channel turn into a snake's nest by Geekthulu discord followers temporarily, JF made his co-host Lauren Rose run from the internet by early July, and Tonkasaw is trying to stand for Kraut recently and made some of the discord fags from geekthulu's server his punch bags.
 
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What caused them to turn on each other?

A lot of petty in drama. I think the biggest catalyst was Andy and JF splitting. Thats when people started to blame tonka for driving a wedge between the 2. I think the audience turned on the first which caused all of them to attack each other as a way to keep the audince that they have. It all came crumbling down in the span of a few weeks. One day jf left then the next there was a huge spergfest on metkor's stream
 
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