🗑️ Trashfire Internet Bloodsports Aftermath - The neverending Mexican drama of wannabe e-celebs and their detractors

[wellthathappened]

So... have these people got real jobs yet?

 

[soy_king]

So can anyone explain Cognitive Thought's role in this shitshow? He always struck me as just as much a social chameleon as Andy without the massive sub count. I vaguely remember him releasing someone's DMs, but I can't seem to find references of them anywhere.

 

[Superman93]

All the alt-right threads have been closed due to edgy faggots shitting it up so I'm gonna post it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR9l2Lp5VHQ
Exceptional Alt-Right failed politicians berated by half cracker half spic kid
Edit:
This Patick Little guy needs a thread immediately. Here's some exceptional takeaways.
- Thinks hes californian political campaign was a success for have less than 1% of the vote
- Read "Culture of Critique" (whatever the fuck that is) and decided to quit his job to fight against the (((Jews)))
- Planning on protest a holocaust museum in San Francisco
- Plans to run as president in 2020 on a National Socialist platform (Literal Nazi)

 

[Sparky Lurker]

So apparently Tonka has built up the courage to shit-talk Jim on the current live stream, if twitter is to be believed:

https://twitter.com/bobothem0nkey/status/1020000172871385093

Livestream in question (off to work, can't listen in atm)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbTFdX1lisU

Is that thread on Tonka still in the works?

Yeah tonka went on a bit of sperging on twitter later on because he doesn't care much about this topic:

So can anyone explain Cognitive Thought's role in this shitshow? He always struck me as just as much a social chameleon as Andy without the massive sub count. I vaguely remember him releasing someone's DMs, but I can't seem to find references of them anywhere.

He released Tonka's DMs when he was sperging about Andy and Failure.

All the alt-right threads have been closed due to edgy faggots shitting it up so I'm gonna post it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR9l2Lp5VHQ
Exceptional Alt-Right failed politicians berated by half cracker half spic kid
Edit:
This Patick Little guy needs a thread immediately. Here's some exceptional takeaways.
- Thinks hes californian political campaign was a success for have less than 1% of the vote
- Read "Culture of Critique" (whatever the fuck that is) and decided to quit his job to fight against the (((Jews)))
- Planning on protest a holocaust museum in San Francisco
- Plans to run as president in 2020 on a National Socialist platform (Literal Nazi)

Yo Patrick Little was the guest who started all the shitstorm between JF and Lauren Rose, which ended with Lauren leaving the internet.

 

[soy_king]

He released Tonka's DMs when he was sperging about Andy and Failure.

Is he still involved with anyone in IBS? I feel like Andy would probably let him orbit until he directly screwed him over.

 

[Room312]

A lot of petty in drama. I think the biggest catalyst was Andy and JF splitting. Thats when people started to blame tonka for driving a wedge between the 2.

I'd say it started with the Baked Alaska shitshow. Him and Andy trying to out-narc each other took the shine off the apple.

Still a bit surprised Ralph did the least bad out of this.

 

[Fougaro]

All the alt-right threads have been closed due to edgy faggots shitting it up so I'm gonna post it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR9l2Lp5VHQ
Exceptional Alt-Right failed politicians berated by half cracker half spic kid
Edit:
This Patick Little guy needs a thread immediately. Here's some exceptional takeaways.
- Thinks hes californian political campaign was a success for have less than 1% of the vote
- Read "Culture of Critique" (whatever the fuck that is) and decided to quit his job to fight against the (((Jews)))
- Planning on protest a holocaust museum in San Francisco
- Plans to run as president in 2020 on a National Socialist platform (Literal Nazi)

At approximately 2:22:45:
"You have done absolutely jack shit, jack shit! And you feel you got the ability to critique other people. You haven't earned the right to critique other people!" - Paul Nehlen to Nick "The Knife" Fuentes

This motherfucker wants to run for office and here he is sounding like Andrew Fucking Dobson. The Alt-Right is now officially DeviantArt tier.

 

[wes]

The moment I listened to the very first Morning Kumite that Jim went on, I could tell how thirsty both Tonka and Failure were for Jim. Failure even going out of his way multiple times to try to get Jim to say they were internet fwends was laughably pathetic. They knew from the start that Jim was going to get people flooding in, but failed to realize a few crucial points:
1. Jim does not give a shit about anyone and is just there to watch the shitshow unfold
2. The audience they gained from Jim were 99% only there for Jim. You can see the chat constantly griping for Jim.
3. They couldn't handle the scope of what they wanted. You can't be Jerry Springer if you're turning into Shaniqua with a messy perm by the end. For all the posturing, these guys lost their thick skin pretty quickly.
4. They were so obviously leeching from Jim and even making it seem like he was apart of the Kumite crew by throwing fanart of him into the rotation and selling t-shirts of him (?)

Tonka shitting on Jim suddenly is hilarious. Ralph of TRR has taken up professionally sucking Jim's cock, but at least he gets pretty good guests fairly often and doesn't VIVA LA RAZA. The best thing for Tonka right now would to be just walk away before he starts shitting his pants out of anger on live streams.

Also, can anyone elaborate on the jokes about Tonka being some kind of pedo? I might have understood it wrong, but on Metokur's last stream people were making rape-van jokes about Tonka

 

[Otis Boi]

Baked Alaska shitshow.

Totally forgot about him I never really watched his show seemed too much like stoner for my tastes. Now that i think of it i think he was the begining of the end. He really showed how quickly the audince and Jim would turn on you once you lost any appeal. Hallrious how fast they turned on him.

It's weird how IBS went from jerry springer to Housewives of the Interweb.

 

[Fougaro]

I haven't kept up with the Internet Bloodsport/Kumite for awhile, they disbanded? What caused them to turn on each other?

Now that I'm done with some personal obligations I have a bit time to give a summary and expand on @Sparky Lurker 's post.

Read the following in the Dragon Ball Z narrator's voice if you wish.

Spoiler: Last time on Internet Jersey Shore:

• Given how much of a creep Jay Eff is it was only a matter of time until his co-host Lauren Rose became yet another woman to run away from the frog screaming in terror and disgust. It began with Lauren shittalking (((Richard Spencer))) on Twitter which put her at odds with JF's alt-right audience. Having to choose between the pussy he'll never get and the audience he already has, JF of course picked the pussy. In spite or maybe because of JF whiteknighting for her, Lauren was eventually grossed out enough by him to finally abandon ship. As I said earlier in this or maybe another thread, JF is an unsuccessful Harvey Weinstein with even less sex appeal.
• After Lauren's departure JF picked as a new co-host the fan favourite and nutjob extraordinaire Emily Youcis. Probably out of fear that Emily's ramblings would get his channel demonetized if not banned, he attempted to tard wrangle her in the sloppiest way imaginable. Emily eventually had enough of JF's :autism: and left him too. As a result JFs viewership tanked, he disabled the ratings on his videos and as things stand now he is drifting into his well-deserved obscurity. On a personal note I think it is time to reevaluate your life when you're too autistic for a lunatic such as Youcis.
• In a similar vain to KingOfPol, Zoom continued to overstay his welcome wherever he went. After being laughed out of the Farms he tried to continue trollshielding and famewhoring on /cow/ until they too had enough of his :autism:. He managed to become a persona non grata on /cow/ of all places! He briefly tried his own brand of IBS which he called "Internet Speedsports". Unfortunately though the people were unable to see it from all the tumbleweed. Meanwhile even the 56% Discord weebs dislike him with Anal Vape even calling him a psychopath.
• Tonka in one episode let on TheWrongBishop and some other guys with comical accents on the Kumite to whiteknight for Kraut. At one point even Kraut himself appeared on Tonka's stream after months of absence. Apparently the new narrative is that Kraut's server wasn't a doxing server per se, but rather a server that ended up being abused for doxing. Tonka started to go with it since @Detective Squirrel (the guy who initially leaked everything) confirmed this. I guess it might make sense if you apply typical lawyerspeak but doesn't change much (if anything) regarding the end result. A more fantastical claim by Kraut's posse of speds was that all their ops were just a ruse to troll the alt-right and totally not them making shit up in hindsight after being caught with their pantsus down. Kraut said he'll release a video in the near future where he's going to explain everything.
• While Andy's show had some interesting and high(er) profile guests with Sean Stone, Jim Goad, Lauren Southern and Syrian Girl, it underperformed with less than 1K viewers each (the episode with Lauren being the exception). Andy and Jay Dyer eventually parted ways without any (visible) drama while still being on good terms, to the shock and surprise of everyone given Andy's history. It is safe to say that Jay also got a bit bored with Andy having a moan about Tonka and other meaningless internet bullshit. Ever since then Andy has been mostly doing his Purple Dragon Livestreams where the aforementioned Hispanic Discord nobodies and some other very questionable characters were regulars. As I mentioned earlier these people only came back to Andy and pretended to be his friends after he started beefing with Tonka.
• One particular character that stood out was Geekthulu, a thirsty middle aged autistic manchild and lolcow extraordinaire who sends pictures of his micropenis to randos on the internet. Geekthulu became the de facto new co host of Andy in spite of almost the entire audience hating him.
• Tonka went on a few streams to bitch and moan about Andy with Andy returning the favour on his own channel. After some "behind the scenes" happenings, for the lack of a better term, Andy seemingly out of nowhere appeared on VampKandy's stream where he and Tonka talked about Geekthulu. Tonka and some other callers, among whom was Joy Sparkles, were all warning Andy about how much of a manipulative cunt Geekthulu is and how he's being taken for a ride. After hearing everyone out and getting some evidence via DMs he initially reacted with disbelief as he thought of Geekthulu as a buddy.
• What followed was the infamous stream I summarized earlier. Apparently Andy, at least in his words, used this stream to symbolically bury and distance himself from all the Discord drama and probably by extension Geekthulu and the Discord fags themselves. Geekthulu left the internet (read: retreated into his Discord hugbox) while the 56%ers have no one to latch onto anymore. The most remarkable thing of this shitshow is that Andy did something unprecedented: He, for the first time, rebuilt a bridge he previously burned and is apparently on good terms with Tonka again.
• Andy said that he was planing to more or less return to his roots and do some sketches and other random shit with Chris again. If he'll succeed in his comeback at his fourth attempt remains to be seen. Personally I remain cautiously pessimistic. I will admit though that there would be some delicious irony if Andy managed to get his channel into a Renaissance given JF's recent development.
• Now that the strike expired Tonka is back on his own channel doing the Morning Kumite where, whenever he doesn't bore the audience with petty Discord drama, he and some other folks sperg about random shit with their viewership averaging in the 300-500s. Failure returned to the Kumite and is now a regular every Monday, Wednesday and Friday once again.
• Anal Vape, one of the aforementioned Discord nobodies, is not having a good time right now. Initially he aspired to be Andy's new co-host, which is now highly unlikely given that Andy de-modded him and banned his buddies from his Discord server. As if that wasn't enough it turns out that Anal Vape was flirting with and soliciting nudes from a 16 year old girl. Since I don't know anything about the age of consent laws from wherever Anal Vape lives, I hesitate to call him a nonce from a legal standpoint. What is beyond reasonable doubt however is that Anal Vape is a monumental idiot.
• I might have missed out a lot on the "drama" between Tonka and Metokur but from what I have seen it was Tonka shittalking Jim's fans and not the man himself.
• Ralph is still at the time of me writing this post doing pretty well with his show. On a personal note I find it remarkable how an alcoholic manlet and convicted felon ended up spilling the least amount of spaghetti of everyone involved sans Jim.
• Will Metokur fight with Tonka? Will Andy make a spectacular comeback? Will JF finally get some coochie? Has everything been part of the Stepfather's grand keikaku? Should we all have read Loki? Can Fougaro handle any more of this :autism:? And will anyone of them ever become productive members of society? Find out in the next episode of Internet Jersey shore!

There is a high possibility that I missed out some things and everyone is more than welcome to correct the record or expand on it.

 

[Not even once]

Now that I'm done with some personal obligations I have a bit time to give a summary and expand on @Sparky Lurker 's post.

Read the following in the Dragon Ball Z narrator's voice if you wish.

Spoiler: Last time on Internet Jersey Shore:

• Given how much of a creep Jay Eff is it was only a matter of time until his co-host Lauren Rose became yet another woman to run away from the frog screaming in terror and disgust. It began with Lauren shittalking (((Richard Spencer))) on Twitter which put her at odds with JF's alt-right audience. Having to choose between the pussy he'll never get and the audience he already has, JF of course picked the pussy. In spite or maybe because of JF whiteknighting for her, Lauren was eventually grossed out enough by him to finally abandon ship. As I said earlier in this or maybe another thread, JF is an unsuccessful Harvey Weinstein with even less sex appeal.
• After Lauren's departure JF picked as a new co-host the fan favourite and nutjob extraordinaire Emily Youcis. Probably out of fear that Emily's ramblings would get his channel demonetized if not banned, he attempted to tard wrangle her in the sloppiest way imaginable. Emily eventually had enough of JF's :autism: and left him too. As a result JFs viewership tanked, he disabled the ratings on his videos and as things stand now he is drifting into his well-deserved obscurity. On a personal note I think it is time to reevaluate your life when you're too autistic for a lunatic such as Youcis.
• In a similar vain to KingOfPol, Zoom continued to overstay his welcome wherever he went. After being laughed out of the Farms he tried to continue trollshielding and famewhoring on /cow/ until they too had enough of his :autism:. He managed to become a persona non grata on /cow/ of all places! He briefly tried his own brand of IBS which he called "Internet Speedsports". Unfortunately though the people were unable to see it from all the tumbleweed. Meanwhile even the 56% Discord weebs dislike him with Anal Vape even calling him a psychopath.
• Tonka in one episode let on TheWrongBishop and some other guys with comical accents on the Kumite to whiteknight for Kraut. At one point even Kraut himself appeared on Tonka's stream after months of absence. Apparently the new narrative is that Kraut's server wasn't a doxing server per se, but rather a server that ended up being abused for doxing. Tonka started to go with it since @Detective Squirrel (the guy who initially leaked everything) confirmed this. I guess it might make sense if you apply typical lawyerspeak but doesn't change much (if anything) regarding the end result. A more fantastical claim by Kraut's posse of speds was that all their ops were just a ruse to troll the alt-right and totally not them making shit up in hindsight after being caught with their pantsus down. Kraut said he'll release a video in the near future where he's going to explain everything.
• While Andy's show had some interesting and high(er) profile guests with Sean Stone, Jim Goad, Lauren Southern and Syrian Girl, it underperformed with less than 1K viewers each (the episode with Lauren being the exception). Andy and Jay Dyer eventually parted ways without any (visible) drama while still being on good terms, to the shock and surprise of everyone given Andy's history. It is safe to say that Jay also got a bit bored with Andy having a moan about Tonka and other meaningless internet bullshit. Ever since then Andy has been mostly doing his Purple Dragon Livestreams where the aforementioned Hispanic Discord nobodies and some other very questionable characters were regulars. As I mentioned earlier these people only came back to Andy and pretended to be his friends after he started beefing with Tonka.
• One particular character that stood out was Geekthulu, a thirsty middle aged autistic manchild and lolcow extraordinaire who sends pictures of his micropenis to randos on the internet. Geekthulu became the de facto new co host of Andy in spite of almost the entire audience hating him.
• Tonka went on a few streams to bitch and moan about Andy with Andy returning the favour on his own channel. After some "behind the scenes" happenings, for the lack of a better term, Andy seemingly out of nowhere appeared on VampKandy's stream where he and Tonka talked about Geekthulu. Tonka and some other callers, among whom was Joy Sparkles, were all warning Andy about how much of a manipulative cunt Geekthulu is and how he's being taken for a ride. After hearing everyone out and getting some evidence via DMs he initially reacted with disbelief as he thought of Geekthulu as a buddy.
• What followed was the infamous stream I summarized earlier. Apparently Andy, at least in his words, used this stream to symbolically bury and distance himself from all the Discord drama and probably by extension Geekthulu and the Discord fags themselves. Geekthulu left the internet (read: retreated into his Discord hugbox) while the 56%ers have no one to latch onto anymore. The most remarkable thing of this shitshow is that Andy did something unprecedented: He, for the first time, rebuilt a bridge he previously burned and is apparently on good terms with Tonka again.
• Andy said that he was planing to more or less return to his roots and do some sketches and other random shit with Chris again. If he'll succeed in his comeback at his fourth attempt remains to be seen. Personally I remain cautiously pessimistic. I will admit though that there would be some delicious irony if Andy managed to get his channel into a Renaissance given JF's recent development.
• Now that the strike expired Tonka is back on his own channel doing the Morning Kumite where, whenever he doesn't bore the audience with petty Discord drama, he and some other folks sperg about random shit with their viewership averaging in the 300-500s. Failure returned to the Kumite and is now a regular every Monday, Wednesday and Friday once again.
• Anal Vape, one of the aforementioned Discord nobodies, is not having a good time right now. Initially he aspired to be Andy's new co-host, which is now highly unlikely given that Andy de-modded him and banned his buddies from his Discord server. As if that wasn't enough it turns out that Anal Vape was flirting with and soliciting nudes from a 16 year old girl. Since I don't know anything about the age of consent laws from wherever Anal Vape lives, I hesitate to call him a nonce from a legal standpoint. What is beyond reasonable doubt however is that Anal Vape is a monumental idiot.
• I might have missed out a lot on the "drama" between Tonka and Metokur but from what I have seen it was Tonka shittalking Jim's fans and not the man himself.
• Ralph is still at the time of me writing this post doing pretty well with his show. On a personal note I find it remarkable how an alcoholic manlet and convicted felon ended up spilling the least amount of spaghetti of everyone involved sans Jim.
• Will Metokur fight with Tonka? Will Andy make a spectacular comeback? Will JF finally get some coochie? Has everything been part of the Stepfather's grand keikaku? Should we all have read Loki? Can Fougaro handle any more of this :autism:? And will anyone of them ever become productive members of society? Find out in the next episode of Internet Jersey shore!

There is a high possibility that I missed out some things and everyone is more than welcome to correct the record or expand on it.

Nice write-up. The only thing I can think of to ask after all that, concerns Tonka. I have seen wheel-chair bound and pedo thrown around about him. Is there anything to either of those? I've assumed it was just the usual trolling.

 

[Fougaro]

Nice write-up. The only thing I can think of to ask after all that, concerns Tonka. I have seen wheel-chair bound and pedo thrown around about him. Is there anything to either of those? I've assumed it was just the usual trolling.

Thanks! :3

As for your questions I honestly don't know. Unless we hear some new Tonka related lore I, at the time of me writing this post, consider both claims, especially the pedophilia allegation, to be bullshit. The wheelchair meme though did get under Tonka's skin for a while and caused some genuine lols.

 

[Sparky Lurker]

KoP and Tonka having some top notch dialogue:

Spoiler

These 2 deserve each other.

 

[Adamska]

Oh neat; the two will be hatefucking shortly since both are raging homosexuals who try to play the alpha male.

 

[GnomeofDoc]

Oh what the fuck is this gay shit. Either stop cucking around or start fucking.

 

[kidatari]

KoP and Tonka having some top notch dialogue:

Spoiler

These 2 deserve each other.

hope KoP got some dick pics

 

[nyess]

So I guess the skeptics were right

bloodsports did die out and everyone involved *save for jim* is now a forgotten relic clinging onto petty drama for relevancy

Tis sad knowing how it all started, no?

 

[Adamska]

Tis sad knowing how it all started, no?

No. The format was always shit and unlistenable to the point of being incomprehensible due to collective reeeing during said tardfights.

 

[Sparky Lurker]

Recently the bronx blogger and Ralph went at each other on killstream post mortem:

 

[Sparky Lurker]

Yesterday Kumite was entirely dedicated to complain about a video calling out Tonkasaw and Failure about a failed bet, and challenging Tonkasaw 100-0 winning streak, a little less than 12 hours the channel from the original uploader calling them out was completely terminated:

A bit later Raz0rfist tries to call out the IBS stupidity months way too late and ends with a slap fight on twitter with Tonkasaw: