Culture Inside Galactic Starcruiser, a tiny Star Wars hotel filled with gigantic performances

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

Archive

Disney’s new Star Wars hotel experience, called Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser, is a spectacle that’s almost overpowering in motion. The media giant has spent nearly seven years developing the immersive Star Wars experience, investing millions of dollars into a new facility, novel technologies, and intensive training for its staff.

This week, Polygon was invited to Walt Disney World for an abbreviated four-hour preview of what would normally be a 60-hour-plus experience. What we found isn’t Westworld, not by a long shot. The narrative isn’t dynamic so much as elastic. You can’t steer the story off course by sheer force of will, push the bad guy out an airlock, or hook up with a robot. However, if you put in the effort, you will experience moments of profoundly intimate immersive theater.

It’s far from perfect. I found that the facility itself feels tiny, at times verging on claustrophobic. The price point — roughly $5,000 for a family of four for a two-nightstay — puts it well out of reach for many American households. And the actual hotel experience of it all would fall flat without the cast of characters, a team of skilled, tireless actors who help bring this corner of the galaxy to stunning life. In spite of those flaws, it’s an experience I’ll always remember, something of a dream come true for a Star Wars fan.

The journey starts curbside, as most trips to a hotel do. Guests arrive by bus or car at a shockingly spartan, almost brutalist concrete bunker. That’s when the claustrophobia starts to creep in. Guests are escorted down a narrow hallway, into a tiny chamber dressed up to look like a small shuttlecraft. From there, thanks to a few hydraulic rams and a pair of clever viewport-shaped computer screens, you’re transported up into orbit.

When the door finally opens, you’re inside the atrium of the Halcyon. The flagship of the Chandrila Star Line, it’s a storied vessel with a 275-year history that reaches all the way back to the High Republic, Disney’s newest chapter in the Star Wars universe. The two-story atrium is its beating heart, a crossroads and a meeting place where guests are first introduced to the ship’s main characters.

I first met captain Riyola Keevan, a blue-skinned Pantoran with a steady hand on the tiller and a penchant for rebellion. Standing nearby holding court with her manager, the roguish human Raithe Kole, was Gaya, a flamboyant Twi’lek singer who serves as the main act in the evening’s dinner entertainment. I also met Ouannii, a Rodian musician played by an actor wearing an animatronic mask and headdress. While she understands English, Ouannii only speaks Huttese, which makes communication via pantomime a joyous necessity.

There are about a dozen main characters in all, including First Order members and Chewbacca. The staff remains firmly in character the entire time, offering up threads of storylines that guests can interrogate and explore over the course of their stay. Will you join lieutenant Harman Croy in his mission to root out Resistance forces aboard the ship? Or will you help junior mechanic Sammie smuggle aboard some stolen First Order technology? The choice is yours to make during your stay, and the decisions you make will directly impact the narrative you experience along the way — and the kinds of activities you get to do later on during your stay.

Some of those activities feel a bit like escape rooms, albeit incredibly elaborate ones. While on the bridge, I worked with a partner at a command console, flipping switches and turning dials to move cargo around and take down enemy TIE fighters. The action played out on a massive curved screen. The feeling of moving through hyperspace, with the dark of space smeared into signature starlines warping above and around me, was exhilarating.

Other activities feel like stumbling into a short film where you and the other guests around you are the stars of the show.

At one point, I was ushered into an open-air courtyard, a kind of in-fiction holodeck used to simulate the surface of Batuu, home to Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge. That’s where one of the Saja, a descendent of the Guardians of the Whills that played such a key role in Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, plucked me out of the crowd. Together, we reached out with our minds and our hearts. Thanks to a little Disney magic (and a hefty set of electromagnets, no doubt) I used the Force for the first time. I felt silly, scared, and just a little bit vulnerable, but I also felt an uncanny connection to that character, named Keer — and to the Star Wars universe itself.

That sort of intimacy gives way in the end to a spectacular climax. The entire atrium is filled with a battle between the Resistance and the First Order. A stand-in for Rey is there, deflecting invisible laser blasts as troopers fire sparking squibs madly all around her. An actor portraying Kylo Ren makes an appearance as well, literally bringing the house down in a Force-fueled rage. Every single one of those marquee characters — including new friends like Saja Keer — gets their chance in the spotlight.

Galactic Starcruiser’s immersive story isn’t just fluff. It fills a gap in the larger storyline, papering over some curious plot holes between The Last Jedi and The Force Awakens. The overall story arc is inspirational, and makes the ship itself — and by extension, its hundreds of guests — an integral part of this beloved universe. It’s marvelous theater, and an authentic Star Wars experience. But those narrative triumphs make the facility’s flaws stand out all the more.

The Halcyon’s interior scale just doesn’t match up to the grand ship shown in marketing materials. I expected the atrium to be taller, the banquet hall to be wider. The cantina — home to the ship’s bar and its singular holographic Sabaac table — is at most half the size of Oga’s Cantina in Galaxy’s Edge. Liminal spaces, like hallways and stairwells, feel particularly sterile, like wandering around a suburban junior high school built in the mid-1970s. The staterooms are also entirely too small, falling somewhere in between the narrow cabins of a Disney cruise ship and a basic hotel room in a Disney World resort hotel.

My Halcyon experience was far from complete — for one thing, it was about 60 hours shorter than the full paid stay, cutting short the vast majority of the in-flight narrative content. But also, the Data Pad app, an invaluable part of my experience at Galaxy’s Edge, simply wasn’t available for me to try out. I was told that it extends the experience outside of the ship, turning Batuu into a sort of scavenger hunt that only Galactic Starcruiser guests get to experience. Similarly, I would have loved to have been in costume the entire time. Homemade garb is encouraged, and Disney-made apparel is available for sale before and during your stay on board the ship, but wasn’t offered to the press during our junket. Seeing so many guests in street clothes definitely broke the immersion for me at times.

Ultimately, individual guests’ visit to the Halcyon will depend a lot on the energy of the other Star Wars fans at their side during a given stay. Those who buy into the fiction, who take it upon themselves to start trouble or to make friends, will have the best experience. Just be prepared to pay a pretty penny for the privilege.

Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser opens at Walt Disney World Resort on Mar. 1.
 
It’s far from perfect. I found that the facility itself feels tiny, at times verging on claustrophobic. The price point — roughly $5,000 for a family of four for a two-nightstay — puts it well out of reach for many American households. And the actual hotel experience of it all would fall flat without the cast of characters, a team of skilled, tireless actors who help bring this corner of the galaxy to stunning life. In spite of those flaws, it’s an experience I’ll always remember, something of a dream come true for a Star Wars fan.
Walking the fine line between journalism and shilling.

I first met captain Riyola Keevan, a blue-skinned Pantoran with a steady hand on the tiller and a penchant for rebellion. Standing nearby holding court with her manager, the roguish human Raithe Kole, was Gaya, a flamboyant Twi’lek singer who serves as the main act in the evening’s dinner entertainment. I also met Ouannii, a Rodian musician played by an actor wearing an animatronic mask and headdress. While she understands English, Ouannii only speaks Huttese, which makes communication via pantomime a joyous necessity.
You have the coronavirus now, was it worth it?
 
You'd probably have a more satisfying time taking your 6000 dollars and turning your basement into a replica of Mos Eisley Cantina. At least then you could ensure there was good booze and food being served.
 
You mean they don't have the mandatory "alarms go off in the middle of the night and you get woken up to shoot stormtroopers?" like they had planned?

Shill article aside, this looks like they took the complaints about Galaxy's Edge (i.e. everything) and tried to fix it by actually connecting it to Disney Star Wars/some shitty Disney Star Wars book. Unfortunately for most consoomers, Disney locked having an actual Star Wars experience behind a $5,000 paywall. That's a lot of Funkopops you could buy for the same price!
 
You mean they don't have the mandatory "alarms go off in the middle of the night and you get woken up to shoot stormtroopers?" like they had planned?

Shill article aside, this looks like they took the complaints about Galaxy's Edge (i.e. everything) and tried to fix it by actually connecting it to Disney Star Wars/some shitty Disney Star Wars book. Unfortunately for most consoomers, Disney locked having an actual Star Wars experience behind a $5,000 paywall. That's a lot of Funkopops you could buy for the same price!
corona-world scalpers are charging $2000 right now for used OG lego cloud city boba fett figures and even that would be a more solid investment than a trip to galaxy's edge's $5000 star wars hotel.
 
“Let’s make the Truman Show real,” Disney said. “And Star Wars themed.”
 
I fucking hate that these people kill everything that used to be cool.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dTSECD_3NM0What's the point if Megan isn't there?
She's trying her best!

Honestly, this corridor area looks more star-warsey than the rest of the shit including the hotel. Like if they jsut themed the whole hotel like this and charged basic ass hotel price for it it'd make BANK but no they have to paywall it behind some absurd ass blatant corporate milking thing and make most of the rooms look like bootleg star-trek. Also LMAO the fucking buttons doing nothing never gets old. If this were a competently designed hotel those would be like for calling up catering or something like some hotels have buttons for or connected to a 2 way intercom thing with someone at the front desk.

EDIT: In my state of absolute out of it as shit I'm in didn't notice this is literally the sequel movie ride's queue, jesus fuck why is it so HOTEL HALLWAY SHAPED
 
Last edited:
Imagine paying 5K to be imprisoned in a hotel by Disney for 2 days while a bad a Disney Soywars larp happens around you and you stuggle to keep a buzz on $20 drinks without taking out a second mortgage.
 
I first met captain Riyola Keevan, a blue-skinned Pantoran with a steady hand on the tiller and a penchant for rebellion.
This sentence makes me want to headbutt the writer.
 
Imagine paying 5K to be imprisoned in a hotel by Disney for 2 days while a bad a Disney Soywars larp happens around you and you stuggle to keep a buzz on $20 drinks without taking out a second mortgage.
That's way, way scarier than any haunted house attraction. Fucking hell.
 
It's a confusing concept since I would think it's basically aimed at those wanting vacations cut off from the unpleasant sights of society, but it's priced for those that can afford to live like that on a regular basis.

For $5k you could probably rent a cute little house in France for a week, check out various wineries, visit extravagant restaurants, and generally enjoy an idyllic and romantic vacation. Or you could spend the $5k for a two day experience where you're around a bunch of fanatical Disney consoomers that may be putting themselves into horrific debt for a taste of yet another Disney experience.
 
For 5k, I could do a lot better than mediocre luxury hotel accommodations and cringeworthy community theater LARPing. And this is from someone who used to be a huge Star Wars fan and conceptually enjoys geeky things like LARPing and cosplay.
 
Imagine paying 5K to be imprisoned in a hotel by Disney for 2 days while a bad a Disney Soywars larp happens around you and you stuggle to keep a buzz on $20 drinks without taking out a second mortgage.
Yeah, imagine actually spending time at a hotel at Disney World.

It's only something that wealthy seasoned boomers taking their off-leash grandkid consoomers to Disney World tend to do, and they have far more genteel and twee-themed hotels to spend their time at.

Another preview, from CNET:

Unfortunately the set-dressing feels very plasticky IMO.
 
Last edited:
R.78689abf94ee1a6510dd85ac6f31e853.png
 
Back
Top Bottom