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I have been following Warped avidly for quite a while now and don't recall any previous mention of a third sibling. Who is this mysterious brother/sister?

Is Warped's family like Jon Sweet's, where there's one non-deformed non-fuck-up sibling who got away??
 
How hard is it to make pancakes and french toast and clean up after yourself? Unless you're a complete grub, the only thing to wash is the pan, everything else goes in the dish washer. She bitches and gets so frothing at the mouth angry over the dumbest things.
 
Yeah, see, unfortunately for Warped this is just kind of what happens when you define yourself solely and entirely as a capital-V Victim, who is utterly incapable of independent existence because someone copped a feel several months if not years previous. Spend too long behaving like a tantruming child who's just been told they can't have oreos and cheez whiz for dinner and people do start to assume that you're just not terribly good at dealing with any adult responsibility, not just the boring, annoying, difficult stuff you'd rather have someone else do for you. Has someone told Warped that this shit cuts both ways and that just maybe her parents would give her a bit more freedom if she acted like she was even remotely capable of handling it? She claims she needs a permanently ailing yap-type therapy dog to get out of bed in the mornings. Of course mommy's going to think twice before buying her a car, and the bit where Warped keeps calling her a cunt probably isn't doing her any favours in the 'massive gesture of financial goodwill' department either. I wouldn't trust Warped with a Segway, never mind behind the wheel of a car.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
How hard is it to make pancakes and french toast and clean up after yourself? Unless you're a complete grub, the only thing to wash is the pan, everything else goes in the dish washer. She bitches and gets so frothing at the mouth angry over the dumbest things.
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Very difficult apparently but I don't think it's that she's incapable of doing these things so much as she's expecting others to do it for her and effectively bend over backwards to cater to her every whim.
 
Helvetica Scenario said:
Has someone told Warped that this shit cuts both ways and that just maybe her parents would give her a bit more freedom if she acted like she was even remotely capable of handling it?
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Yeah, it's funny how if you go around screaming "I AM DISABLED, YOU CUNT" loud enough to rattle the windows, people will eventually start treating you like you're... disabled.
 
Does Warped even get "internet harassment"? It seems like she's always just screaming into the void.
 
Maybe I'm just an oddity, but I have no problem surviving on my meager SSI checks. I have to be realistic about it, but if you have self control and budgeting skills, it's do-able. Somehow I doubt someone like Warped would be able to do that. She'd blow her whole check on dumb shit and than scream at her parents to cover her rent and bills and how they owe her that because CUNT MOM and ASSHOLE DAD MADE her disabled.
 
tfw sjw has become LESS REASONABLE than Warped Ellipsis, to the point where this toxic freakazoid headcase is actually dunking on identity politix tumblr...

here’s another bit of hypocrisy:

1. care about everything, post about everything, talk about everything, intersectionality is necessary

2. stay in your lane, never talk about anything that isn’t yours, don’t think about anything that’s not yours, shut up

can’t have it both ways. either you’re engaged and thinking or you’re passively accepting everything you’re told, even though there’s no such thing as a “settled issue”. yet if you talk about some things and not others, you’re evil and upholding oppression; but if you go into things that aren’t “yours”, then you’re upholding oppression. except nothing is “yours”, but if you ignore everyone else’s stuff and aren’t “intersectional” then you’re upholding oppression. if you uncritically reblog, you’re upholding oppression, if you critically reblog, it’s not yours and you’re upholding oppression. if it’s not for you you’re supposed to know that, because you’re supposed to check every page of every single blog before you reblog, you’re supposed to research every single idea and issue before you do anything before you reblog.

so the safest thing to do is nothing, because you’re just going to get yelled at no matter what you do. if you’re gonna get called a cunt anyway, there’s no point in trying when people are just going to be up in your face demanding six different hypocritical things.
 
trombonista said:
She's complained about SJWs before. While she shares some traits with them, such as exaggerating her problems, I wouldn't call her an SJW.
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SJWs wouldn't approve of her use of the word "cunt."

I still can't get over the fact that the guy that groped her boob apologized to her, saying that he didn't go any further because she was clearly uncomfortable, and he initially thought it was implied to be okay, and she seemed to accept it but she still wants that CMU money. Amazing.

This thread is basically:

 
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Kosher Dill said:
Remember, this entire lifelong meltdown was triggered by someone she shared a bed with (in the literal platonic sense) copping a feel one time. Her mind was obviously one big heap of oily rags, grain dust, and nitroglycerin, just waiting for a spark.
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I get the feeling from the thread that this is close to the truth, as others have said an overwork induced stress related meltdown with the grope being a (forgive the pun) trigger for apocalypse, followed by the deeply neurotic denial and childish behaviour. Perhaps the treatment of mother is some sort of semi suppressed desire for revenge or somesuch.

She cray cray for sure, this is above and beyond pure laziness.
 
temeluchus said:
I get the feeling from the thread that this is close to the truth, as others have said an overwork induced stress related meltdown with the grope being a (forgive the pun) trigger for apocalypse, followed by the deeply neurotic denial and childish behaviour. Perhaps the treatment of mother is some sort of semi suppressed desire for revenge or somesuch.

She cray cray for sure, this is above and beyond pure laziness.
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If you got groped by some jerk
And you're too crazy to work
Try some new things; take a leap
Don't just Tumblr, whine, and sleep.
Burma Shave
 
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"There's too much food available to me, waaaah" is possibly the most American complaint ever.
 
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