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I've been thinking for a while about whether this thread should have a tag affixed to it. Skitzocow describes Warped Ellipsis quite well, but Dramacow and Horrorcow apply to a lesser extent. Do any of these really fit, or is she floating in a terrible space between multiple tags?
 
Don't Call Anybody said:
I've been thinking for a while about whether this thread should have a tag affixed to it. Skitzocow describes Warped Ellipsis quite well, but Dramacow and Horrorcow apply to a lesser extent. Do any of these really fit, or is she floating in a terrible space between multiple tags?
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I'd call her a Dramacow.
 
Man, I really need to start checking her blog more often.


In which the brother uses 7 sets of silverware in one day, and dozens of towels. I love the updates about him, he's like the Gargantua of this ongoing saga.
 
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I'm not sure I believe that the brother "gets regularly picked up by the cops and thrown into psych for weeks", given how many of our usual suspects here have never seen the inside of a padded cell.
And it looks like the mom has threatened to forcibly evict ISH, but who can tell whether that's a new development or just the same perpetual shrieking argument cycling back once again.
 
Why did she get a service dog for PTSD? I honestly can't imagine the purpose it would serve. I was diagnosed with PTSD a while back and I don't remember that even being suggested to me ever, much less it being a requirement. How much do you want to bet her "service dog" is really just a pet she put in a vest?
 
InLivingTuna said:
Why did she get a service dog for PTSD? I honestly can't imagine the purpose it would serve. I was diagnosed with PTSD a while back and I don't remember that even being suggested to me ever, much less it being a requirement. How much do you want to bet her "service dog" is really just a pet she put in a vest?
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I have heard of veteran getting service dogs for PTSD
 
If her brother is legitimately mentally ill, it makes her hatred of him that much more pathetic. She probably hates him because he has actual issues and his parents sympathy, while all she has is her imaginary PTSD and shit attitude.
 
Rabbit Bones said:
If her brother is legitimately mentally ill, it makes her hatred of him that much more pathetic. She probably hates him because he has actual issues and his parents sympathy, while all she has is her imaginary PTSD and shit attitude.
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Her PTSD might be imaginary, but she's absolutely mentally ill as well. Remember, this entire lifelong meltdown was triggered by someone she shared a bed with (in the literal platonic sense) copping a feel one time. Her mind was obviously one big heap of oily rags, grain dust, and nitroglycerin, just waiting for a spark.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Her PTSD might be imaginary, but she's absolutely mentally ill as well. Remember, this entire lifelong meltdown was triggered by someone she shared a bed with (in the literal platonic sense) copping a feel one time. Her mind was obviously one big heap of oily rags, grain dust, and nitroglycerin, just waiting for a spark.
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The fact that her personal echo chamber is always there to reasure her and tell her she's right is frightening.
 
Hey, Warped?

Maybe,

just maybe,

your mother hates being around you because you're a shrieking, tantrum-throwing lunatic who insists on referring to her as 'the cunt'?

The fact her mother hasn't tossed her entitled ass to the kerb yet, though, is a very good sign that she still loves her. Why else is she still putting up with this shit? Warped is not six. She doesn't have to give her a red cent if she doesn't want to, still less pay her for room and board while being roundly demonized for it.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
Convenient how this double saved audio recording that would prove what an evil cunt mom is is gone. It's almost like Warped is overreacting to something that didn't happen!
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Nah, I believe she had recordings - after all she had been obsessively recording her conversations with her family for a long time.
Of course her "proof of abuse" is things like her mom telling her to get a job or stop letting her dog pee in the house.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Nah, I believe she had recordings - after all she had been obsessively recording her conversations with her family for a long time.
Of course her "proof of abuse" is things like her mom telling her to get a job or stop letting her dog pee in the house.
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You'd think that she'd go to the police with the recordings if they were such solid proof of abuse.
 
trombonista said:
You'd think that she'd go to the police with the recordings if they were such solid proof of abuse.
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To be fair, Pittsburgh police wouldn't do shit even if she were actually being abused and if she did actually have complete, airtight, irrefutable proof.
 
A freakout over Axe body spray? Oh, wait...

Kosher Dill said:
Remember, this entire lifelong meltdown was triggered by someone she shared a bed with (in the literal platonic sense) copping a feel one time.
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It's pretty sad that the drunken feel-up has become the defining moment of Nicole's entire life.
 
I love her parents and brother. I know all of this is through her poor me martyr view point, but her parents and brother are the best weens.
 
Kosher Dill said:
This just in: for some reason her parents didn't want to buy her a birthday cake :story::story::story::story:

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She's complaining in one thing about needed gluten free subs and pizza because she's special. Then in the next one she's complaining that they never make her any pancakes or french toast, you know things that have gluten in them.
 
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