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No new content, but I've been thinking about this cow for a while, and I have some armchair psychology and power leveling I want to get out.
She has nothing she aspires to be. Even most cows have some end game (Phil wants to be a Mexican woman and ride a bike, Chris wants to find a lesbian sweetheart, Dobby wants to work for Disney and maybe have a few lesbian sweethearts) but she doesn't have any of that. She only wants to be a victim. I've had my chest groped, it sucks. She's perfectly valid in feeling upset and violated by that. She should probably have gone to therapy. But she's twisted that into this insane, life shattering mess. She doesn't have any personal goals or aspirations, she just wants to be the poor girl who was molested and became a tragic, romanticized broken figure, too delicate and sensitive to function in the real world. She's so out of control that the thing that ruined her life (the boob squeeze) isn't even harmful enough to justify the ire and anger she has in her heart, she's had to start calling it 'near rape'. And somehow she thinks she's entitled a massive amount of money for all this.

The thing is, I've been raped. I had the most stereotypical rape story ever, it was a stranger with a gun in a park at night. I know it's not a 'who was victimized the most' contest, but I'd say what happened to me was a lot worse. I attend a rape survivors group, and what happened to me was still pretty mild compared to what some of these women went though. And for a while, I did feel like the world had ended and all I wanted to do was stay in my bedroom and watch Netflix and cry. After a few months of this though, I decided I didn't want to be a victim, and let some monsters actions define who I was and what I could do. What he did was traumatic, but by letting it fester he hadn't just physically abused me, he was mentally abusing me. And I have too much to offer the world, and so much of the world I want to see to keep myself locked up. I struggle every day, but it's gotten to the point that I kind of like the struggle and facing something that really scares me. It means I'm breaking new ground, and my life is going to be better for it.

She has no friends, she doesn't even seem to have any online friends, she's completely alienated her parents (Who are SAINTS. I can't imagine the hell living with her must be). She bitches about how her parents treat her brother better than her... they probably do. If I had two kids and one acted like her, there wouldn't even be a contest. Every little aspect of her life is just another thing that grinds her into the dirt and (in her eyes) makes her that much more of a victim. So yeah, she's living her dream right now. I don't think she's ever going to have the epiphany that I did, that you can either be a victim or you can be a survivor. Because why would she? She's getting exactly what she wants in life. And to me, that's really fucking depressing.
 
Rabbit Bones said:
No new content, but I've been thinking about this cow for a while, and I have some armchair psychology and power leveling I want to get out.
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That was way heavier than I was braced for, but I totally agree with your analysis & insight-- the following is my take on it, going even deeper into the armchair.

Not to reiterate what you said, but the contrast between her and other cows is striking-- CWC has (however partially) progressed along her path to being a successful comics creator, Phil is convinced getting their nuts cut will open the door to lesbian bicycling, and even John Sweet continually schemes gay & unrealistic plots to time-travel back to his 1997 college days.

If there was something-- anything-- that Warped Ellipsis positively wanted, she would eventually devise a path to it, no matter how unrealistic . As it is, her only "goal" is a $300,000 payout, which is not really a goal, just a fantasy that will allow her to continue living her dream (as you say) of doing absolutely nothing and taking absolutely no responsibility-- to the point of refusing to wash her own dishes.

But is it possible the culprit, psychologically, is her own ambition? It seems like Warped was actually pretty high-powered and accomplishful for the first part of her life. I wonder if her total collapse was basically a nervous breakdown due to the stress of college and ambition/expectations... a collapse which she can't confront, so she has built this fortress of "trauma" around it, which she violently defends. Obviously she's fucking insane, but I wonder if a lot of this stems from a need to construct a blame-shifting narrative in which her cracking under pressure (something I personally feel sympathetic towards, by itself) was not "personal weakness" or a (however understandable) flaw or shortfall in meeting the expectations she placed on herself, but the fault of outside forces...

...so at root, because she can't forgive herself for being overwhelmed by stress, or even accept that's what happened, she has destroyed her life and her parents' in an eternal campaign to prove it wasn't the case?
 
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Some people just want to be the victim and make their problems somebody else's problems. She strikes me as an upperclass version of one of those people who will work for a while at some crappy job and intentionally injure themselves on the job to get disability payments or worker's comp. Whether she's always been that way or the boob grope unleashed some latent desire to be a slacker, I dunno.
 
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As it is, her only "goal" is a $300,000 payout, which is not really a goal, just a fantasy that will allow her to continue living her dream (as you say) of doing absolutely nothing and taking absolutely no responsibility-- to the point of refusing to wash her own dishes.
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The thing that puzzles me the most about Nicole is that $300,000 figure she's wanting. Just that?

I said a few months ago that if you added a couple of extra zeroes to that sum, it would seem more appropriate for someone who feels as violated as she does to demand from the university she flunked out of. All I can guess is, she just wants any tuition money returned to her, and nothing more. It's hard to figure out why she hasn't demanded millions and millions of dollars for her trauma from everything to flunking out to the boob grab to not being able to get along with her family.
 
It would make sense, but I get the feeling Warped wants $300, 000 to get her own home. It would allow her to rent for a while, but if she wants to own a home or unit, it wouldn't cover everything but I don't think she knows that yet.

She wants to move out of home and hates her family but doesn't want to work for it, and her excuse is she can't take her dog she needs because she's getting PTSD. But what I really wonder is what really goes on her head.

I mentioned before I find it odd she's either angry at her family or the campus she goes to. She rarely mentions the guy who did what he did, so if that's the case maybe that's not what's popping up in her head.

She's more angry at the cops and the campus staff for not believing her. She's angry at her parents for not helping her sue -not the guy who groped her- but the campus. I find that a bit suss.
 
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She wants money. A private university with sky-high tuition has more money and fear of bad publicity than the guy who groped her.
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That's the thing though, she doesn't want all that much money, for someone supposedly completely disabled for life. If she lives another 50 years, that's 6 grand a year to sustain her while being too triggered to work for a living.
 
I think she's asking for too little because she's a moron.

Her big goal is to move away from her parents and live without working, but she doesn't take into consideration what that involves.

Which is dumb. Of all her complaints about her parents being "abusive" she doesn't even think seriously about moving out.

All she wants is a magic wand to solve all her problems. She doesn't want to wonder how that wand works, or where she might be able to get it, if there are any flaws to the magic wand, or how long it takes. She just wants that wand so she can be Harry Potter and escape her "Dursley like" parents

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warped said:
hillary wants to “knock down all the people who put barriers in the way of people reaching their potential”

hahah

she’s standing on a stage provided by people who enable rapists and deliberately destroy rape victims’ lives

where’s her line about “a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women”? let’s talk about where she should go for deliberately stepping on us, hmmm
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I'm not one myself for politics, but geez.

http://warpedellipsis.tumblr.com/
 
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Warped actually did something that makes me feel a bit more respect

warped said:
the funny thing about toxic sj is that they use the same tactics that fox news does to peddle its bullshit. moving the goal posts, throwing up any random accusations to piss people off, red herrings, changing the parameters, deliberately contradictory explanations, setting you up to fail, boundary violations, deliberately misunderstanding, on and on. you can never satisfy them because their goal is to be superior and you will always be found wanting.

toxicity is toxicity, no matter what it’s packaged with. it does the same damage no matter who’s using it for what reason.
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It relates to a discussion she had; (warped in white)

warped vs tumblr yet again said:
like, is it good to have a female lead in rogue one as opposed to a male one? of course! but that doesn’t mean that you can ignore the fact that she’s white, and that women of color get almost no lead roles, and every time a white female lead comes on the scene, women of color have to sit and listen to this whole “baby steps (: (: (: sweetie” bullshit rhetoric that people spout and are told to “wait their turn” and whatnot and that’s so gross shut up

This. There’s no such thing as baby steps when it comes to representation. If you silence someone who’s asking for representation, no matter how polite you think you are, you are part of the problem. More lead roles for black women. More lead roles for women of color. More respect for women of color all around.

so back when asian people were saying they need representation too, that black people get more representation than they do, they got yelled at for “being racist” and for “shitting on people who had worked hard for what they had”. because it was comparing asian to black, using a comparison at all, that’s what made it racist. that asking for help from other people was racist, that expecting anyone outside your own community was racist because you should do it yourself.

and yet here people are doing the same thing and claiming it’s JUSTICE. this is the same thing you accused people of being racist for. you’re telling white women they shouldn’t have this, that it’s racist for them to make gains when other people are still suffering. that it’s racist for them not to give up their standing for other people.

so which is it, then? do you expect the people with the better standing to also stand up for everyone else? or is it racist and selfish to ask that? should we all be happy with any representation gains, or is it racist and bigoted because other people didn’t get any?

is it one for all or is it every man for himself? and which of those is bigoted–because last time one for all was racist, and now it’s each for himself that’s racist. at least be consistent.

or is it only bigoted when black people aren’t the beneficiaries? because that’s what i’m seeing on tumblr, that’s what this pattern here is, that anyone else needs to shut up about racism they face, that it’s impossible for black people to be misogynist and racist themselves, that it’s impossible for them to be hypocritical, that they can’t possibly do wrong. that what is demanded is always right and never questionable. it’s always them first on here, fuck everyone else. don’t bring up how this is misogynistic, don’t bring up how it’s racist, don’t bring up ableism or anything else. ne’er do wrong.

im white lmao but good job assuming this was referring specifically to black women and spouting anti-black sentiment

that response just cements what i said. you didn’t bother to read anything. which is exactly the problem i talked about–people “spouting off” without bothering to apply any thought, jumping on everything to score SJW points and accuse any twitch as bigotry. breathe and you’re a bigot. doesn’t matter what the previous doctrine was, not even two minutes previous in the same conversation. anything and everything is racism and bigotry, sacrificed to the flame wars to prove you’re the “better person”. but there’s no way to be “the better person”, because that changes second to second–you’re always an asshole in the world constructed by these trigger happy flame wars. as you just proved–slap on the accusation without bothering to check it or back it up, put everyone on the defense by spouting off anything you want, doesn’t matter if it was said or even relevant. and now we’re off to tangential paradise with four red herrings. critical thinking? no, the opposite.

eta: more red herrings, irrelevance and lack of reading on the reblog. like i said first, your ilk isn’t worth talking to because this is what you do. go on thinking you’re better than everyone else for the same behavior you purport to condemn.

Ps: for the record, the problem was the hypocrisy in what’s whined about, and how your ilk dodges that conversation with red herrings by twisting everything into flame wars when all that’s being said is your own moral statements. And here, you beautifully did exactly that: didn’t read, called me a bigot, inserted your own whining, and responded only to your own whining. Congrats for following the script I’d said you would.
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EDIT: Mods I don't know if I am supposed to edit an old post when there's an update or make a new post :(
 
Complaining about her psychiatrist it seems;


warped said:
the problem with incompetent (or worse) therapists and psychiatrists is that no one ever believes you. they can do anything they want and threaten to slap you with any label, no matter how damaging and how wrong, unless you give in to them. you can’t walk away because you need a record of care as proof for access to other services.

you’re the one who admitted you need help, so clearly you can’t evaluate other people properly, right?
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warped said:
“chew the scenery” has suddenly unanimously replaced “melodramatic”. idk if it’s new people or everyone has weirdly agreed to use pretentious theater terms.
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http://warpedellipsis.tumblr.com/page/2

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I'm friends with a shrink, and he says one of the huge warning signs that someone is just trying to get on disability is when they come in with a huge laundry list of self diagnosed disorders and expect you to just sign the form saying they're right and they need a :tugboat:. People with actual mental illnesses come in with a list of symptoms and maybe an idea of what they have, but I have a feeling this loopy bitch strolled in with her 'therapy dog' and started trying to dictate shit.
I was having to juggle a very stressful job, a drug addiction, and 4-5 therapy sessions a month, and I was honestly a little offended when my suggested maybe I should try disability so I could better focus on my recovery. One of the things I leaned at out of our group sessions is that NO ON WANTS to be on disability. Financially, it's very hard. I get $751 a month, $160 in SNAP, and my dad gives me $200, which is a blessing because if he didn't, I'd have about $20 after paying rent and bills. It's embarrassing to tell people who ask what you do that you're on disability. And of course they want to know why. And nothing kills a conversation like "I have a severely abusive childhood, I took care of my stepdad as he spent six months dying, and I was raped. Oh, and I have audio hallucination.
 
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Oh God this

warped said:
why are people up in arms about treating chronic pain with addictive substances, when there is nothing else to treat that pain, and it’s *chronic*

not only is addiction not a problem when it’s a chronic issue you’re treating, but you’ve also got no other choice

and it’s not like we don’t sell people tobacco and alcohol, literally addictive and ruinous substances, that we don’t regulate the quantities of.

oh, i know why, we think suffering is virtuous.
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Dredging this one up from the archives: I got curious and checked, and there's actually an update... or rather non-update:
Featuring the return of my favorite character from this saga, the brother.
That aside, it looks like she's literally just been rotting away in her room this whole time. That's kind of low-key depressing.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Dredging this one up from the archives: I got curious and checked, and there's actually an update... or rather non-update:
[MEDIA=tumblr]did=dd43d015b3b0f7c3e63679bd35f03ec9e82b59d3;id=146427495866;key=qZRu111OQXZhLMpehCbQwg;name=warpedellipsis[/MEDIA]Featuring the return of my favorite character from this saga, the brother.
That aside, it looks like she's literally just been rotting away in her room this whole time. That's kind of low-key depressing.
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If Nicole really needs money and her brother eats as much as she says he does, she can film him and put it on YouTube or clips4sale. Between the ad revenue and the purchases, the shameful fap money will start rolling in.

Bonus points if she can capture the return of "Look at this belly, it needs slapped."
 
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In which Nicole doesn't understand how advertisements work. And bonus for her failing to see any adverts where men are not wearing much clothing (David Beckham for example).
 
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In which Nicole doesn't understand how advertisements work. And bonus for her failing to see any adverts where men are not wearing much clothing (David Beckham for example).
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Obviously hasn't seen any ads for mens underwear or perfume/cologne has she?
 
Jesus I just finished reading all of that verbal diarrhea and I'm exhausted. It's like spending a full day with a lunatic screaming in your ears at the top of his lungs.

That's one purebred bitch if I ever saw one.
 
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