Golly gee! A new chan with entirely new features and promises of better moderation?! This has got to be a first! 4chan? Moar liek half-chan! Literally! I'm going to download this new software and never return.
Oh my god! I can post red text? And in different sizes! And the reply box is always RIGHT THERE!
Who was the hunk of a man who developed this piece of revolutionary software? I've been saving my virginity for someone like him!